dAVe80 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 hour ago, 8pints said: That's good because I was not about to board an aircraft. Not enough leg room for me. Fair enough. Can I offer you a glass of milk? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 As some of you will be aware I went to Baltimore a couple of weekends ago and for the entire time I felt unsafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mjmooney Posted December 5, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Seat68 said: As some of you will be aware I went to Baltimore a couple of weekends ago and for the entire time I felt unsafe. I've been to Baltimore, and I felt perfectly safe. Admittedly it was nearly thirty years ago. Perhaps it's got worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: I've been to Baltimore, and I felt perfectly safe. Admittedly it was nearly thirty years ago. Perhaps it's got worse. I was there for an extended period in 2001 and felt completely at ease. Not this time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) Why that when I’m at work I have all these plans for my days off then when I’m actually off I end up in my joggers eating wotsits while watching shite like Building Alaska where people with beards build wooden lodges in the forest. I could be in the Lake District or Dartmoor doing something good but no. Edited December 5, 2017 by Ingram85 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: Why that when I’m at work I have all these plans for my days off then when I’m actually off I end up in my joggers eating wotsits while watching shite like Building Alaska where people with beards build wooden lodges in the forest. I could be in the Lake District or Dartmoor doing something good but no. Why do it yourself when you can watch someone else go it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 55 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: Why that when I’m at work I have all these plans for my days off then when I’m actually off I end up in my joggers eating wotsits while watching shite like Building Alaska where people with beards build wooden lodges in the forest. I could be in the Lake District or Dartmoor doing something good but no. I'm into my 2nd week of holiday and had a few jobs I needed to do. Did naff all in the first week so now rushing around in week 2 trying to get them done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 You gotta plan, man. If you set targets, you'll achieve them. This is true of free time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 6 hours ago, Seat68 said: As some of you will be aware I went to Baltimore a couple of weekends ago and for the entire time I felt unsafe. What was it that made you feel unsafe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 28 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: You gotta plan, man. If you set targets, you'll achieve them. This is true of free time. Not for me. For example, the plan for my day off tomorrow: Wake up at 8, go for a run, shower, make a nice breakfast, go for a haircut, go Christmas shopping, tidy/clean the house, get the Christmas decorations out the loft and start getting tea ready for when the wife gets home. What I know will actually happen: Wake up at 12, masturbate, play PS4, masturbate, wife will come home. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 39 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: You gotta plan, man. If you set targets, you'll achieve them. This is true of free time. I'm really organised at work but complete opposite outside of work. Although had a fairly productive day today - picked up a few presents and purchased 15 pairs of work socks for myself (my work sock situation was dire). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 8 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Not for me. For example, the plan for my day off tomorrow: Wake up at 8, go for a run, shower, make a nice breakfast, go for a haircut, go Christmas shopping, tidy/clean the house, get the Christmas decorations out the loft and start getting tea ready for when the wife gets home. What I know will actually happen: Wake up at 12, masturbate, play PS4, masturbate, wife will come home. That's because you're rubbish at living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 minute ago, lapal_fan said: That's because you're rubbish at living. Oh yeah? Then how have I managed to get seven platinum PS4 trophies!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 This is why I need a partner. When I’m with someone they kick me up the arse and get me moving. Left to my own devices I’m a **** mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: This is why I need a partner. When I’m with someone they lick me up the arse and get me moving. lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: This is why I need a strong, hairy bear male in my crappy life. When I’m with someone they take me up the arse and get me jizzing. Left to my own devices I’m a **** Commodore 64 double lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Ingram85 said: hi my name is ingram and I eat poo You crack me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I feel like the exasperated older brother of two extremely annoying little siblings 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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