TrentVilla Posted June 28, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, BOF said: He's just **** savage Honestly, it really was. Damned funniest thing I've ever seen or heard though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: Last night I ventured into Brum for the first time in years to see Ricky Gervais' show. Thanks to the VTers who advised me to park at Five Ways. It worked a treat. Towards the end of the show a guy walked right to the front of the stage and interputed the show with "You used to be funny but you're not any more". Gervais just said "And?". The audience was there because they do think he's funny and reacted accordingly. Security removed him from the Arena before he could say anything else. If you've paid money and think the show is rubbish, why not leave and have a nice meal and a drink so that it hasn't been a wasted night. Regardless of whether you like the artist concerned or not, what the hell did he think it would achieve? What was his dream scenario? Gervais is hardly going to say "Fair point. I'll train to become an accountant instead. Thanks for the career advice." Nor is the audience likely to rise as one and shout "He's right you know. Your work has decreased in quality in comparison to several years ago." You sure the heckler wasn't Stephen Merchant? They seem to have stopped working together recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted June 28, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 28, 2017 Cici or Laura from First Dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted June 28, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: Cici or Laura from First Dates. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 3 hours ago, BOF said: Then there's Frankie Boyle's approach to hecklers. That's another level, as you'd expect from him When I saw him at Guildford someone in the audience was filming him on a mobile phone ... Boyles response was to say I hope you get cancer and after months and months of treatment you finally get cured and then whilst celebrating you drive home and end up in prison for killing someone drunk driving , and whilst in prison you get raped every day and catch AIDS and die ( that wasn't the exact phrasing but the cancer , prison and aids bit was what he said ) it was uncomfortable to say the least ... in fact we booed him but if I could go back In time I think I'd walk out and hope the majority joined it i like his act and I don't mind near the knuckle humour ... but that was cringeworthy and embarrassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 29, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 29, 2017 9 hours ago, tonyh29 said: When I saw him at Guildford someone in the audience was filming him on a mobile phone ... Boyles response was to say I hope you get cancer and after months and months of treatment you finally get cured and then whilst celebrating you drive home and end up in prison for killing someone drunk driving , and whilst in prison you get raped every day and catch AIDS and die ( that wasn't the exact phrasing but the cancer , prison and aids bit was what he said ) it was uncomfortable to say the least ... in fact we booed him but if I could go back In time I think I'd walk out and hope the majority joined it i like his act and I don't mind near the knuckle humour ... but that was cringeworthy and embarrassing He did the same thing in Dublin. Maybe we saw the same tour. I think the only part of that I found uncomfortable was the amount of time it went on for. You're Frankie so by all means do the cancer, rape, AIDS thing but don't drag it out because, yes, we were all seriously starting to squirm by the end of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, BOF said: we were all seriously starting to squirm by the end of it. That was probably his intention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 29, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: That was probably his intention. No doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 My mate went to see Jim Jefferies a while back. He said at one point he spotted a girl in the crowd and said "Oh hi Kate" (or whatever her name was) and then looked at the bloke next to her and asked "is that your girlfriend?". He said yes, to which Jim replied, "I've f..d her". Then he said, "Do you know my mate <another famous comedian>? Well he's f..d her as well." Then he went on to explain that this woman was someone who liked going round sleeping with comedians. There's a name for them but I can't remember what it is. I love Jim Jefferies and I've probably remembered that story wrong, but I think it's horrible. The poor bloke! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seat68 Posted June 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted June 29, 2017 I miss Bob Monkhouse. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 On 6/29/2017 at 09:01, Paddywhack said: I love Jim Jefferies and I've probably remembered that story wrong, but I think it's horrible. The poor bloke! Although, its always nice to know that your girlfriend is a hoe before it gets too serious! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Xela said: Although, its always nice to know that your girlfriend is a hoe before it gets too serious! Psst, want to see a picture of a dirty hoe? Spoiler Edited June 30, 2017 by HanoiVillan 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted July 2, 2017 Moderator Share Posted July 2, 2017 On 30/06/2017 at 23:39, HanoiVillan said: Psst, want to see a picture of a dirty hoe? Reveal hidden contents That's a rather rakish enquiry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Something something trowel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I can't forking believe that that picture got through the censors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 2, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2017 At least he called a spade a spade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: At least he called a spade a spade. I think he called it a big tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted July 2, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Sid4ever said: I can't forking believe that that picture got through the censors. hoe-pless isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 2, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2017 There was a lot meant by it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Surprised this hasn't been mentioned or shared: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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