Hercs Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 *We join the lads celebrating their victory over Newcastle* Gabby: Oh yeah! Finally I can clean my sheets. A.Young: You mean we got a "clean sheet" Gabby, right? Gabby: Yeah .... Well both. you know you can only clean your sheets when we get a clean sheet. A.Young: That's not ....Wait .... You haven't cleaned your bed sheets since the last time we didn't concede? Gabby: Yeah, look... *Gabby opens his laundry bag, wolves howl in the distance, the plants in the room die and Ashley promptly covers his nose with his sleeve* A.Young: Burn it Gabby! Burn it! *Makoun falls to his knees* Makoun: My eyes zey are bleeding! *Houllier enters, chest puffed like a peacock* Houllier: Ah ze sweet smell of victory. *Houllier inhales strongly and chokes on the stench* Houllier: Zut Alors! Gabriel! Dispose of zat unholy foulness at once it is stinking up ze dressing room! *Gabby grabs Petrov and drags him to the door* Houllier: I mean ze bag Gabriel! Ze bag! *Gabby unhands Petrov and slings out the sheets* Houllier: .... and maybe Stilyan. *the dressing room erupts with laughter, Petrov is not amused* Houllier: I am ze kidder of course Stilyan, you weren't even zat bad zis match. I say one thing zough, it is like you guys are trying to give me an 'eart attack with your "slender leads" and "sitting back on ze one goal"! *the lads look at each other, some laugh sheepishliy, there is faint whispering outside the room* Collins: He's still alive! Dunne: I've got a brilliant idea! *the door bursts open a "ghost" leaps into the room* Ghost: BOO dere! *Houllier jumps back with fright clucthing his chest.... Then his nose.* A.Young: Richard? .... Where did you get that sheet? Ghost: Richard? Who is Richard I'm a scary ghost so I am and ...! *the "ghost" collapses in a heap* Houllier: Mon Dieu! Burn zose sheets! Makoun: But Boss .... Richar'... 'e is still in zem. Houllier: You 'eard what I said Jean II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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