Tegis Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 Stevo, why did it have to be a Snooki wannabe? Right, enter the silly Swede. What the hell is a snooki? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 Stevo, why did it have to be a Snooki wannabe? Right, enter the silly Swede. What the hell is a snooki?I didn't know either. So I Googled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You asked for it........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 *the sound of dinner entering rather expensive porcelain* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 For Valentines we had a Chinese. The duck walked up to the missus and gave her a red rose and a box of chocolates. Hmmmm Aromatic Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 That is poor even by your standards Drat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 best thing about valentines day is the sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsboots Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Thinking about having sex with someone as you play with yourself doesn't constitute as real sex sparey. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Thinking about having sex with someone as you play with yourself doesn't constitute as real sex sparey. >_> i know that, but real sex is good aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 You asked for it........ Flashbacks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Her> I need somebody more caring, I think we should call it a day Me> Ok, not a problem Her> What don't you care? Me> Yes Her> ???? Me> Hope somebody makes you happy Followed by silence and another one biting the dust Not bothered though, she was like a single apple, it is easier having a bag full or at least access to a bag, just so you can have the nice juicy ones and get rid of the sour ones. No, Richard Keys or Andy Gray are not related to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 **** Valentines Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 It's OK, calm down...it's over for another year :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 You asked for it........ Flashbacks... I really hope you don't do this one again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 So with another one just over a week away what are everyone's plans for their better halves? Just ordered some roses and choccies to be delivered to her on the day as we arent seeing each other till the friday after, just need to get a card now. Only been going out 3 weeks so didnt want to go overboard. Will take her out for a meal on the friday as she has the kids in the week. Stealth 'I have a new gf post' but I dont care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2012 You asked for it........ Flashbacks... I really hope you don't do this one again! Ah the memories. Incidentally I saw that bird again on Xmas eve (not deliberately) in Solihull. Filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Lions_Roar Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Valentines day is a load of tosh! I'll get her a card and a cd or something. This bloke at work said he's ordered flowers for his wife today, asked me if I wanted the number of the place he's ordered from, i said how much were they, £40, errrr no thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Berni Inn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I had planned a surprise 6 course meal at a posh restaurant in town, but the bloody babysitter's gone and let me down. Bugger.Never mind. Take the wife. I'm sure she'd love a 6 course meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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