Rodders Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 not lee harvey oswald. blatantly someone in govt, I went for CIA based on the odd programme I've seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia_Villain Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Sorry for the size of the picture, but the huge truth demands a huge headline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted March 8, 2006 Moderator Share Posted March 8, 2006 that is very good to read - not just the headline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Was it Bernie the Bolt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheriffvilla Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I dunno about JFK, but... I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy Oh, no, oh I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah All around in my hometown They're tryin' to track me down, yeah They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy, for the life of a deputy But I say, oh, now, now... Oh, I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense Ooh, ooh, ooh I said, I shot the sheriff, Oh Lord And they say it is a capital offense Ooh, ooh, ooh Hear this Sheriff John Brown always hated me For what I don't know Ev'ry time I plant a seed He said, "Kill it before it grows." He said, "Kill them before they grow." And so, oh, now, now, Read it in the news I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense Ooh, ooh, ooh Where was the deputy? I said I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defense Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town, yeah! All of a sudden I saw Sheriff John Brown Aiming to shoot me down So I shot, I shot, I shot him down And I say, if I am guilty I will pay I shot the sheriff, but I say, but I didn't shoot no deputy Ooh, no, oh I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy Ooo, ooo, ooh Reflexes had the better of me And what is to be must be Ev'ry day the bucket a-go-a well One day the bottom a-go drop out One day the bottom a-go drop out I say, I, I, ... I, I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy, no Sorry Kimbo, it was me. If I had a pound for every fecker that tried to take the credit for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villafan306 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 JFK was shot by......JFK! It's official - I saw it on Red Dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrogers Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Not he wasn't, it was me! I did it, I admit it...... having kept the secret for so many years..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahamaad Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I blame the manager, as he/she will get blamed for everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimandson Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 I dunno about JFK, but... I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy Oh, no, oh I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah All around in my hometown They're tryin' to track me down, yeah They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy, for the life of a deputy But I say, oh, now, now... Oh, I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense Ooh, ooh, ooh I said, I shot the sheriff, Oh Lord And they say it is a capital offense Ooh, ooh, ooh Hear this Sheriff John Brown always hated me For what I don't know Ev'ry time I plant a seed He said, "Kill it before it grows." He said, "Kill them before they grow." And so, oh, now, now, Read it in the news I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense Ooh, ooh, ooh Where was the deputy? I said I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defense Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town, yeah! All of a sudden I saw Sheriff John Brown Aiming to shoot me down So I shot, I shot, I shot him down And I say, if I am guilty I will pay I shot the sheriff, but I say, but I didn't shoot no deputy Ooh, no, oh I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy Ooo, ooo, ooh Reflexes had the better of me And what is to be must be Ev'ry day the bucket a-go-a well One day the bottom a-go drop out One day the bottom a-go drop out I say, I, I, ... I, I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy, no Sorry Kimbo, it was me. If I had a pound for every fecker that tried to take the credit for it... Video proof HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted March 9, 2006 Moderator Share Posted March 9, 2006 hmm sorry but I tried I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary Oh, no, oh I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah All around the area of Newtown They wud try' to track me down, yeah They say they’d want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a O’leary, for the life of a O’leary But I say, oh, now, now... Oh, I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I’d swear it was the blues defence Ooh, ooh, ooh I said, I’d shoot Doug Ellis, Oh Lord And they’d say it is a capital offence Ooh, ooh, ooh Hear this Herbert Douglas Ellis always hated me For what I don't know Ev'ry time Sid did plant a seed He said, "Sell him before it grows." He said, "Sell them before they grow." And so, oh, now, now, Read it in the news I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I swear it was the blues defence Ooh, ooh, ooh Where was O’leary? I said I shot Doug Ellis but I swear it was the blues defence Freedom came my way one day And I started out of town, yeah! All of a sudden I’d see Ellis dressed in brown Aiming to shoot me down So I’d shoot, and shoot, and shoot him down And I’d say, if I am guilty H&V will pay I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary Oh, no, oh I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah Reflexes had the better of me And what is to be must be Ev'ry day the bucket a-go-a well One day the bottom a-go blues drop out One day the bottom a-go blues drop out I say, I, I, ... I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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