mjmooney Posted November 11, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted November 11, 2010 Hello, well that was the sound of Roger's Wah Wah Rabbits. You heard them eating endive there. That's very cheap at this time of the year. But now here in Willesden Green...yes, brrr...it's a bit chilly, but no matter, because here comes a gentleman and we're going to talk to him about shirts! Excuse me, sir, would you mind talking to us about shirts? Do what? About shirts. Shirts? Yes. Cause I've got plenty at home. Good grief. And here comes a lady with an enchanting little kangaroo. And I'm going to ask her something about shirts. No I'm not. Because she's given me a rather a vulgar sign. Would you…. Excuse me, would you mind, we're talking about shirts. Huh? About shirts. Shirts? Yes, the problem of shirts. The kind of…um, you know, are they necessary? Shirts. Where it is. Where it is. Yes, where is shirts? I don't know. You don't know. Um, oh dear. There's a gentleman marching down here with a very determined stride. He looks a little cautious. He's hopping. Excuse me, sir, would you mind talking to me for a moment at all? Uh, uh, what do you mean, guv'nor? What do you want to know? Well, we're talking about shirts. About are they still necessary do you think? I mean, do you think they should they stop making shirts? Oh, no, not at all. A man's not dr…not dressed unless he's got a nice shirt on, guv'nor, is he? Not really, I suppose. What about the lengths of the shirt? Because the old ones used to be very long. Well, I'm more for the short shirt. The old types old-fashioned, mate. Gotta be a bit modern these days, guv'nor, ain't yer? Yes? Well, you're certain with it, anyway? Well, you've got to be with it. Of course. It's, uh… Yes. …Right. Okay, well thank you very much. See you. Right-ho! Bye-bye! Bye-bye. Well, I think we're going to have to leave it there and I'm going to take you right away straight over to the Earls Court Olympia to watch the shirt event. I'll repeat that…the shirt event. I'll repeat that…the shirt event. I'll repeat that…the shirt event. I'll repeat that…the shirt event. Good morning. Could I have this shirt cleaned "express," please? Yes, that'll be three weeks, dearie. Three weeks? But the sign outside says 59-minute cleaners! Yes, that's just the name of the shop, luv. We take three weeks to do a shirt. Just the name of the shop!? Yes, that's if there's an R in the month, otherwise it's four weeks. Your name does begin with a P, doesn't it? Well, no, actually, of course it's uh.... Well that'll be five weeks, then. Five weeks? Blimey! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shakin' the shirt. Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shakin' the shirt. Well they're shakin' my shirt all over the place But it's been thrown right back in my face. Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shakin' the shirt. New horizons in sound now as Roger plays a solo on the electric shirt collar. Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shakin' the shirt. Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shakin' the shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Too wordy. Weren't you making me a CD? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 11, 2010 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 11, 2010 Too wordy. Weren't you making me a CD? :winkold:I'm gripped with indecision Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 11, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 11, 2010 He's finally lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Have a 2010 album that might tickle your fancy. Just have to find it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Is that Monty Pyhton? Sounds like them. Fripple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 11, 2010 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 11, 2010 Bonzo Dog Band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Urban Spaceman right? The only one I've heard I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 11, 2010 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 11, 2010 That's them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 and The Monster Mash after spotifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 11, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted November 11, 2010 No shirt, no shoes, no service (bra and panties optional) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Viv Stanshall-genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 12, 2010 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2010 Viv Stanshall-geniusYep. And phenomenal piss artist. Dead, of course. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 I came in here to vote on shirt wearing and now I have no idea what is going on. I am so confused right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 12, 2010 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2010 I came in here to vote on shirt wearing and now I have no idea what is going on. I am so confused right now.I'll put you down as "Where it is", then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 I came in here to vote on shirt wearing and now I have no idea what is going on. I am so confused right now. Me too. I think Mike's been smoking the pipe again .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarry Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 There is no way i'm not wearing a shirt and walking around like Michael **** Douglas in just a V-neck jumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted November 12, 2010 Moderator Share Posted November 12, 2010 Even some of the more buttoned up posters seem to be getting hot under the collar about this. Maybe they've got vested interests. Let sleeve this tail alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Its probably time to leave the capsule, if you dare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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