GarethRDR Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Chainsaw is possibly the worst weapon during a zombie outbreak. It's cumbersome and difficult to wield effectively, has a limited use, forces you into close quarters with the things and makes an unholy racket which will only alert more zombies to your location. If you're forced to go toe-to-toe with the undead, the best weapon would be something like a long samurai sword (preferably sprayed a dull colour so as not to reflect light easily and draw further unwanted attention). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Vampires, because Zombies used to scare the shit out of me on Resident Evil games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted October 26, 2010 Author Share Posted October 26, 2010 Has anyone seen Zombie Strippers!? It may redress the balance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Chainsaw is possibly the worst weapon during a zombie outbreak. It's cumbersome and difficult to wield effectively, has a limited use, forces you into close quarters with the things and makes an unholy racket which will only alert more zombies to your location. If you're forced to go toe-to-toe with the undead, the best weapon would be something like a long samurai sword (preferably sprayed a dull colour so as not to reflect light easily and draw further unwanted attention). Very good advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I like Demons, they're ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Can't believe Gingers haven't been included in the poll!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 26, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2010 Pah. There are far worse things out there than vampires and zombies. Dentists P.E. teachers Seaside landladies Double glazing salesmen Jehovah's Witnesses (sorry Julie!) Christopher Biggins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Pah. There are far worse things out there than vampires and zombies. Dentists P.E. teachers Seaside landladies Double glazing salesmen Jehovah's Witnesses (sorry Julie!) Christopher Biggins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Pah. There are far worse things out there than vampires and zombies. Dentists P.E. teachers Seaside landladies Double glazing salesmen Jehovah's Witnesses (sorry Julie!) Christopher Biggins Your missing something there...TRAFFIC WARDENS, grrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Zombies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 26, 2010 Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2010 Pah. There are far worse things out there than vampires and zombies. Dentists P.E. teachers Seaside landladies Double glazing salesmen Jehovah's Witnesses (sorry Julie!) Christopher Biggins Your missing something there...TRAFFIC WARDENS, grrrrrr.Horny priests! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 BOF just's reminded me of another argument for zombies over vampires, the kung-fu horny zombie priest from Brain Dead: "I kick arse for the lord!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 26, 2010 Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2010 kung-fu horny zombie priest I have to admit with an awesome argument like that on your side, I could be swayed. I still think the supernatural superhuman abilities of the vampire gives them the edge though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 P.E. teachers Just to echo that point. This was my P.E. Teacher. http://tiny.cc/gcd98 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Admittedly, the vampire afficionados can always fall back on the most awesome vampire ever to have lived... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 26, 2010 Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2010 Sounds like a typical schoolyard dispute "Sir sir he called me names and did a rocket polisher sign like this, see?" 'cept it's between teachers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Sounds like a typical schoolyard dispute "Sir sir he called me names and did a rocket polisher sign like this, see?" 'cept it's between teachers haha, I actually seen that man in question launch a basketball at a 12 year olds head. It was hilarious. I just loved the excuse line for his hand gestures 'Giving evidence Picewicz said the gestures at Mr Williams were actually defiant shakes of his fist in the air, demonstrating the gesture for the court, and shouting “Justice for Mr Pix”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Why choose one when you can have both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Can't believe Gingers haven't been included in the poll!! Uploaded with ImageShack.us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Prefer Zombies myself, they scared me more as a kid. Plus they are fun to shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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