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4 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

You're more boring.  

You don't even talk to taxi drivers.

You don't like kids.

You play GT and moan about S R a lot. 

You talk about Aldi's buying strategies a lot. 

You drive an Audi (probably because it sounds like Aldi)

You are bald and tall. 

BORING BORING BORING

#stevoitk hasn't got anything right in AGES. 

And finally, as if you need any more proof of your boring-ness - you have 45 THOUSAND posts on VT - a rate of 11.44 posts per day (which doesn't include days you haven't posted!)

YOU. ARE. CAPTAIN. BORING. 

**** me I'm bored. 

this was a joke, if someone feels it's over the line or whatever, tell me and I'll delete it and nod my head in agreement instead. 

All I've taken from this is that my average posts per day doesn't include days I don't post. That makes me feel a lot better.

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9 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

You're more boring.  

You don't even talk to taxi drivers.

You don't like kids.

You play GT and moan about S R a lot. 

You talk about Aldi's buying strategies a lot. 

You drive an Audi (probably because it sounds like Aldi)

You are bald and tall. 

BORING BORING BORING

#stevoitk hasn't got anything right in AGES. 

And finally, as if you need any more proof of your boring-ness - you have 45 THOUSAND posts on VT - a rate of 11.44 posts per day (which doesn't include days you haven't posted!)

YOU. ARE. CAPTAIN. BORING. 

**** me I'm bored. 

this was a joke, if someone feels it's over the line or whatever, tell me and I'll delete it and nod my head in agreement instead. 

If you want my number just ask for it.

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2 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

We all got a PM about it,  big day planned apparantley.

It'll be the greatest day in the history of VT.

No more arguing about players or the manager. 

No more defoe in a hotel room in birmingham. 

No talking of @Baselayers

No more puns. 

All the banned posters and posters who don't post anymore will come back. 

It'll be bliss.  I've already bought my new shoes for it. 

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5 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

It'll be the greatest day in the history of VT.

No more arguing about players or the manager. 

No more defoe in a hotel room in birmingham. 

No talking of @Baselayers

No more puns. 

All the banned posters and posters who don't post anymore will come back. 

It'll be bliss.  I've already bought my new shoes for it. 

Is this The Rapture? 

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49 minutes ago, Stevo985 said:

I thought I was a protected poster? Why am I getting this abuse?

Where's @Paddywhack Blart, Mall Cop when I need him?

Insult cricket. Get owned. B)

YA JUST GOT WILLOWED!.. or summat.. 

HOWZAT???!!!!!! maybe? 

 I dunno. 

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