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2 hours ago, mottaloo said:

Big buggers aren't they ?!  Quite vicious too so I'm told.....by Bob Fleming :D

Built like brick shithouses. Saw it in Kidderminster by the railway line. 

They have ridiculous jaw strength. Not something you want clamped to you! 

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Mum is getting ready to go bingo. She bangs her fleetwood Mac t-shirt on, and my lad goes, mum they suck, black sabbath rule. I like the Mac, I must admit, but that was a proud moment. We high fived each other, it was so cool. 

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9 hours ago, Xela said:

 

They have ridiculous jaw strength. Not something you want clamped to you! 

As you found out to your cost at an intimate moment perhaps ? ;)

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9 hours ago, mottaloo said:

As you found out to your cost at an intimate moment perhaps ? ;)

I couldn't catch the bastard! :P

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I've felt really cack since Thursday, which was my kids 3rd birthday.  I was even up at 2 last night with the sweats, bad head, sore throat, had an upset stomach and felt sicky.

Woke up this morning just a bit tired. 

I don't even care that it's Monday, I just love not feeling rubbish :)  

It's like a switch. 

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9 hours ago, lapal_fan said:

I've felt really cack since Thursday, which was my kids 3rd birthday.  I was even up at 2 last night with the sweats, bad head, sore throat, had an upset stomach and felt sicky.

Woke up this morning just a bit tired. 

I don't even care that it's Monday, I just love not feeling rubbish :)  

It's like a switch. 

Definitely this.  The morning I wake up after having a migraine is the best feeling going.  **** me I think I'd rather have rabies than migraines.

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13 hours ago, dAVe80 said:

Bob Mortimer's impression of Peter Beardsley. :crylaugh:

The wife doesn't cook these days since, you know, she rejected Jesus.

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On 29/01/2018 at 08:20, Brumerican said:

 

Don’t mean to rain on the parade but this isn’t what it appears, it’s actually animal cruelty. Some scummers put loads of soap on this animal and filmed it struggling trying to get it off. Not good for the critter. Humans are word removeds.

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17 hours ago, Ingram85 said:

Don’t mean to rain on the parade but this isn’t what it appears, it’s actually animal cruelty. Some scummers put loads of soap on this animal and filmed it struggling trying to get it off. Not good for the critter. Humans are word removeds.

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Getting £5 off some geezer for doing a radio survey at my front door. 10 minutes of just standing there answering questions for a fiver is a good deal I'd say. For some reason though, when he handed me the money, I got very suspicious for some reason. A quick look online, and other people have experienced the same, so all is good. 

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12 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said:

Getting £5 off some geezer for doing a radio survey at my front door. 10 minutes of just standing there answering questions for a fiver is a good deal I'd say. For some reason though, when he handed me the money, I got very suspicious for some reason. A quick look online, and other people have experienced the same, so all is good. 

Was it an old fella who literally stunk of shit? I did it last year. 

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