lapal_fan Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 minute ago, StefanAVFC said: Gay said the man who gets his testicles out when stood close to the men around him in a toilet. It's one up from cottaging 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I'm not good looking, but one thing I never do is let a woman think I think she's attractive. It's like I'm playing hard-to-get what a **** loser I am. That said, I'm very proud of the fact I've been with my wife since we were 16.. No idea why. I'm like the Francesco Totti of relationships. "Why win 10 titles with Madrid, when winning 1 with Roma is worth 100?" Except your wife is more like Biggleswade Town. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: Except your wife is more like Biggleswade Town. Keinan Davis has played in her?! That bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted January 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I just find it very hard to believe that someone would turn down someone who looks like Rita Ora. Looking at those pics, I'm in the camp of average to good looking face-wise. Nothing I would wank over nor turn down. BUT, that body looks absolutely spectacular, like crawl up inside and build a nest type of thing. (Unless the clothes are deceiving me, I like solid curves on a woman) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2018 I always moan about my nights out taking months to organise these days because everyone has wives and children. Today a work night out tonight has materialised from nothing this morning. Now there's about 30 people going, all in the space of a couple of hours. This cheers me up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I always moan about my nights out taking months to organise these days because everyone has wives and children. Today a work night out tonight has materialised from nothing this morning. Now there's about 30 people going, all in the space of a couple of hours. This cheers me up sounds awful 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 2 hours ago, lapal_fan said: I'm not good looking, but one thing I never do is let a woman think I think she's attractive. It's like I'm playing hard-to-get what a **** loser I am. That said, I'm very proud of the fact I've been with my wife since we were 16.. No idea why. I'm like the Francesco Totti of relationships. "Why win 10 titles with Madrid, when winning 1 with Roma is worth 100?" playing the long game with Rita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Stevo985 said: No of course not. I just find it very hard to believe that someone would turn down someone who looks like Rita Ora. I of course acknowledge it's not impossible, but it sounds like your usual internet posturing. 2/10 wnb, her elbows are too pointy. Maybe @Ikantcpell and @AvfcRigo82 have incredibly high standards and get the best looking women on the planet and they'd leave this woman at the bar on her own. But I doubt it... tbf the 2/10 score originally came from me and I did qualify it by saying in some pictures she was more like a 7 .. she loses points for me for that damn ugly tattoo on her arm , not a good look imo the 2 pics you've posted , then in a given scenario (no strings , relationships etc) then yeah it's safe to say Rita Ora could get laid quite easily in my local O'Neils without having to beg for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I am currently on a call with someone called Wang, uh-huh-huh, wang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, Seat68 said: I am currently on a call with someone called Wang, uh-huh-huh, wang. “I’ll have to call you back, what’s your number wang”? You have to do this. It’s law. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, Ingram85 said: “I’ll have to call you back, what’s your number wang”? You have to do this. It’s law. **** hell I need to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) Hot on not knowing what a Gooch was ,yet another sign I'm old and on my last legs .. I have no idea what the gag is here Edited January 12, 2018 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Just picture it. There you are at a bar. Single (in this scenario). Up walks Rita Ora. Starts a conversation, comes onto you and invites you back to hers. "Nah sorry love. Don't rate you. I'm alright thanks" What a load of tosh The internet is hilarious for this sort of thing. As if you'd turn down Rita Ora Whatever floats your boat I guess. Each to their own and all that. Edited January 12, 2018 by AvfcRigo82 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Maybe @Ikantcpell and @AvfcRigo82 have incredibly high standards And we will leave it at. Danni Minogue, now that is one woman I wouldn't leave standing at a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 If Rita Ora approached me in a bar I'd be saying "that's never happened before", before I've even put my coat on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 If Rita Ora approached me in a bar, I'd assume it was some kind of joke. I'd be looking for cameras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 8 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Keinan Davis has played in her?! That bitch. If his football career is anything to go by He probably didn't finish... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Sorry to bring football into this, but a Wolves fan just said on WM, Ronaldo will sign for Wolves next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted January 12, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: Sorry to bring football into this, but a Wolves fan just said on WM, Ronaldo will sign for Wolves next season. Hmmm Edited January 12, 2018 by trekka 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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