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Just seen an Otter in the River Severn.

 

there'll be twice as many in the summer, when it gets otter an' otter

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It's cheered me up because you've reminded me of it.

 

When my niece was younger, she couldn't say my name so used to call me Otter" and apparently I'm saved on her phone as it even to this day.

 

I know, Otter sounds nothing like 8pints, that kid really couldn't speak properly.

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I couldn't physically have sex with her but even if I could just sniff the gusset of Rachel Riley once.

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My brilliant friends.  They're planning a week-long trip around Iceland.   I've kept on telling them that I can't afford it (I'm potless!) so now they're paying for me (spending money included if I need it).  They've done it before right after a long trip to the US back in 2005.  I got back, had a few pints and got told that I'm going to Poland and Slovakia (they knew I couldn't afford it).  Cue an awesome trip and me paying them back long after.  It's only happened again.   One mate in particular (with his gf) is paying for me and it just so happens that both their birthdays fall whilst in Iceland.  I've told them that as good friends that I can't owe lots of money over years but they're insisting on it.  Now seeing as their birthdays both fall when away, I need awesome gifts!

 

Having just got a message saying "Flights are booked! We're going to Iceland.  It'll be great!!!"

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I couldn't physically have sex with her but even if I could just sniff the gusset of Rachel Riley once.

 

 

Easy Bro ......

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I couldn't physically have sex with her but even if I could just sniff the gusset of Rachel Riley once.

Easy Bro ......

Nah you're right. I'd have to **** her.

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 shits all over your house, sheds a ton of hair, chews the table leg, pukes it's dinner up, and pisses in your slippers.

 

Sounds like a good weekend

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I couldn't physically have sex with her but even if I could just sniff the gusset of Rachel Riley once.

 

:lol:

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I couldn't physically have sex with her but even if I could just sniff the gusset of Rachel Riley once.

give me the bird off the hai karate advert from the 70's anyday,that was a masturbatory fantasy when i was a lad. :P

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I couldn't physically have sex with her but even if I could just sniff the gusset of Rachel Riley once.

give me the bird off the hai karate advert from the 70's anyday,that was a masturbatory fantasy when i was a lad. :P

 

I'm with ya there mate - Valerie Leon!

 

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I couldn't physically have sex with her but even if I could just sniff the gusset of Rachel Riley once.

give me the bird off the hai karate advert from the 70's anyday,that was a masturbatory fantasy when i was a lad. :P

 

I'm with ya there mate - Valerie Leon!

 

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oh here we go .....rob closing another thread :ph34r: .......riley was decent tonight tho ....still have a hankering for dents bewbs

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Less than an hour left of my last night shift for a while. Yeah the money is better but **** me they mess me about a bit.

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