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Handed my notice into my boss today with a huge shit eating grin and told him I'm offer to one of the company's competitors for a significant pay rise. I then preceded to tell him how I'm glad to be joining a company with a sense of meritocracy, and also how I won't need his reference. Awesome day, the notice period is going to be extremely fun.

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Handed my notice into my boss today with a huge shit eating grin and told him I'm offer to one of the company's competitors for a significant pay rise. I then preceded to tell him how I'm glad to be joining a company with a sense of meritocracy, and also how I won't need his reference. Awesome day, the notice period is going to be extremely fun.

 

can't wait when you find out in a weeks time he's joining the same company as your new boss :D

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I'm not sure which is more depressing - the look of utter desperation on his face, or the fact he's a grown man in a football top.

 

Yeah, he's obviously a broken man there. Desperation, self-loathing, humiliation. It's all written on his face. 

 

Shame he wasn't wearing a Small Heath top, it would've been a perfect storm of terrible.

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Handed my notice into my boss today with a huge shit eating grin and told him I'm offer to one of the company's competitors for a significant pay rise. I then preceded to tell him how I'm glad to be joining a company with a sense of meritocracy, and also how I won't need his reference. Awesome day, the notice period is going to be extremely fun.

 

 

Don't burn your bridges.

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Totally unrelated but since we're doing "sports stories related to minor celebrities" I once clean bowled the Bishop of Maidstone.

 

EDIT diocesean inaccuracy

 

I can only assume that there is a typo towards the end of this sentence which would make the tale far more believable of a man of the cloth than one of them playing cricket.

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Totally unrelated but since we're doing "sports stories related to minor celebrities" I once clean bowled the Bishop of Maidstone.

 

EDIT diocesean inaccuracy

 

I can only assume that there is a typo towards the end of this sentence which would make the tale far more believable of a man of the cloth than one of them playing cricket.

 

:crylaugh:

 

Whoops er.....yeah...... Eames. "Clergy Bummer" :blush:

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