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20 minutes ago, rjw63 said:

I have a feeling Mrs Mitchell is absolute filth in the bedroom.

I have a book detailing her and Charlie Skeltons attempt to make a porn film, Once More With Feeling. Its pretty interesting in all honesty. I got rid of all my books a couple of years ago but that was in the small handful I held on to. 

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1 hour ago, Seat68 said:

I have a book detailing her and Charlie Skeltons attempt to make a porn film, Once More With Feeling. Its pretty interesting in all honesty. I got rid of all my books a couple of years ago but that was in the small handful I held on to. 

Getting rid of books, I know that feeling.

Just sold a boxfull to Ziffit for £23.00

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Just now, mjmooney said:

And I take it you've seen the recent Toyah Wilcox/Robert Fripp videos? 

Yes, looks a bit chilly in their kitchen!

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1 hour ago, choffer said:

Did a quick rapid-Waitrose order (I’m so middl class). Turned up an hour later and they’ve sent me someone else’s order. Called them to let them know and they told me to keep it. All sort of free goodies. 
Half an hour later, my order turns up. 
40 minutes after that, it turns up again. Three deliveries, £150 quids worth of stuff and they tell me to keep it all. I’m shopping with them again!

All very good, but the question is... how many avocados can you eat? 

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5 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

All very good, but the question is... how many avocados can you eat? 

No avo. Disgusting things. Double beers and double gin were appreciated though. 

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2 hours ago, choffer said:

Did a quick rapid-Waitrose order (I’m so middl class). Turned up an hour later and they’ve sent me someone else’s order. Called them to let them know and they told me to keep it. All sort of free goodies. 
Half an hour later, my order turns up. 
40 minutes after that, it turns up again. Three deliveries, £150 quids worth of stuff and they tell me to keep it all. I’m shopping with them again!

No wonder the company is haemorrhaging money and they've axed their bonus for staff for the first time in over 60 years, if they keep giving food away! 

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16 minutes ago, Xela said:

No wonder the company is haemorrhaging money and they've axed their bonus for staff for the first time in over 60 years, if they keep giving food away! 

Sister in law has a similar experience, someone else’s order and told to keep it all. 

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I get the first one, they don't want to take back items that might have been tampered with in someone's home.

The second one, your actual order, fair enough.

What the **** is going on with the third one? I assume you told them before you accepted delivery?

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19 minutes ago, Xela said:

No wonder the company is haemorrhaging money and they've axed their bonus for staff for the first time in over 60 years, if they keep giving food away! 

You realise there's a pandemic on and the only option is throw the order away?

Would you feel good that your order had been delivered to someone else first?

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Just now, Davkaus said:

I get the first one, they don't want to take back items that might have been tampered with in someone's home.

The second one, your actual order, fair enough.

What the **** is going on with the third one? I assume you told them before you accepted delivery?

I assume they throught the original one wasn't being delivered and had gone to someone else so sent it again

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Just now, bickster said:

I assume they throught the second one wasn't being delivered so sent it again

I can understand it getting to the door but I'd think they'd take it back as soon as it was pointed out it was a duplicate though. I'm assuming choffer didn't just keep quiet until after loading it all in to his house!

 

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On 28/01/2021 at 20:50, Davkaus said:

Just ordered one of these bad boys. My home office game is significantly upgraded

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I've only had this set up and put to some proper use tonight.

I'm in love. Might need a bigger desk :D

 

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That's how it starts. Next thing you know you're unloading fur coats from a jacked trailer in an abandoned quarry.

(In reference to Choffers one man crime wave against Waitrose)

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19 minutes ago, bickster said:

You realise there's a pandemic on and the only option is throw the order away?

Would you feel good that your order had been delivered to someone else first?

I think the point is that they should probably try a bit harder not to keep giving away hundreds of pounds of other peoples food and sending out duplicate orders.

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4 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

I've only had this set up and put to some proper use tonight.

I'm in love. Might need a bigger desk :D

 

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I’ve got 2x 22” monitors and my desk is not deep enough. They feel too close to my face.

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