wazzap24 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 2 hours ago, lapal_fan said: I'm working whilst at home, and unfortunately my works never been busier. This message is making me feel bad. Needless to say, I've easily put a stone on, I'm scared of the scales! I've had to take my pedometer off my wrist because it was depressing going to bed with 1500-3000 steps every weekday and then seeing it jump to 15,000+ on the weekends. I've been a part-time grounds worker too, digging out for my drive extension and digging out for my patio extension, plus all the sub-base going from my front drive to patio which was 2x850kg bags, filling skips etc. Tonight (If my slabs ever turn up), I'll be moving 2 850kg bags of sand round the back, mixing it up in a cement mixer, moving my slabs to the back and laying the things! HURRY UP AND COME SLABS! That's gotta count as some exercise innit? Manual labour will get you fit, ripped and it’s good for the soul. I feel for your hamstrings though, they are gonna be f****d! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, wazzap24 said: I lost around 2st from May-Sept and kept it all off through the winter. loads of new clobber, including a shed Treated pine lap is the new black. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Treated pine lap is the new black. Fashion related. As I’ve confessed before, I am a full on brand w***er when it comes to clobber, so imagine how pathetically excited I was about these bad boys yesterday.... Yes, I ordered 2 packs and yes I am a complete word removed cheered me up though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 £12.95 for 3! Let me know your favourite logo, my missus is making these for about 30p a pop. I’ll do you 3 for as tenner with Gucci, or Greggs, or C&A or whatever written on the side. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Brand snobbery. Adidas. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 3 hours ago, chrisp65 said: £12.95 for 3! Let me know your favourite logo, my missus is making these for about 30p a pop. I’ll do you 3 for as tenner with Gucci, or Greggs, or C&A or whatever written on the side. C & A labelling to ensure it’s not worn back to front? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 4 hours ago, rjw63 said: Last Friday we had a Zoom family quiz. We won of course I consumed almost two bottles of wine and a large vodka before bed. I blacked out and can't remember a thing, as is my usual way but not long after falling asleep I apparently woke up and started yapping about all sorts of shit. Unfortunately for me the wife recorded the whole thing. Actually I'm quite an amusing drunk. You know what to *ahem* do... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 10 hours ago, It's Your Round said: Mine’s literally just from stopping drinking completely. You may need to buy a new moniker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, chrisp65 said: These days I’d be pissed on two glasses of wine. Edit: Why the Queen is watching you do it, though, I don't know. Edited May 26, 2020 by snowychap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted May 26, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2020 23 minutes ago, snowychap said: Edit: Why the Queen is watching you do it, though, I don't know. Obviously in lockdown, hasn't had her lip wax session 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 1 hour ago, snowychap said: You may need to buy a new moniker. Nah, it’s still your round snowychap. Get whatever you want, I’ll just have a... plain water 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted May 27, 2020 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted May 27, 2020 22 hours ago, chrisp65 said: £12.95 for 3! Let me know your favourite logo, my missus is making these for about 30p a pop. I’ll do you 3 for as tenner with Gucci, or Greggs, or C&A or whatever written on the side. Ah, a brand w**ker eh @wazzap24? Why not do him a 2-for-1 and get on one side of the mask and on the other 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2020 I've mended the self propulsion on the lawnmower. Manliness-points galore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 I took my laptop out in the garden for today’s work, I’ve now gone a lovely shade of pink. I’m cheered up because in two days it’ll turn brown. Before peeling and fading away, but we’ll save that story for the things that p you off thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Two things that always make me feel better. 1) Month of May and summer time 2) Meeting dogs. Just meeting dogs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 28, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 hour ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Two things that always make me feel better. 1) Month of May and summer time 2) Meeting dogs. Just meeting dogs. Depends on the dog. Same goes for cats. And people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 28, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2020 39 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Depends on the dog. Same goes for cats. And people. I've never met a dog I didn't love. I'm actually hating it at the moment because the park is full of hem but I don't feel I can pet them when they come up to me I love you really guys! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 I have a dog and love him very much, but there are plenty of dogs I dislike. My mother in laws Westie for example, he's a grumpy, snidy, untrustworthy little shit with a huge case of small dog syndrome so snarls, growls and barks at every other dog he sees. I'd love one of them to put him in his place one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Genie said: I have a dog and love him very much, but there are plenty of dogs I dislike. My mother in laws Westie for example, he's a grumpy, snidy, untrustworthy little shit with a huge case of small dog syndrome so snarls, growls and barks at every other dog he sees. I'd love one of them to put him in his place one day. Sounds more like anxiety issues, we have the same problem with our dog. Just as with people suffering panic attacks etc the dogs do not want to act this way, they're being driven to do so by their own anxieties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Just now, bannedfromHandV said: Sounds more like anxiety issues, we have the same problem with our dog. Just as with people suffering panic attacks etc the dogs do not want to act this way, they're being driven to do so by their own anxieties. I think he's just not a very nice dog, in the same way you get people that are bastards. The mother in law thinks its hilarious that the father in law gets out of bed for a piss in the night, dog jumps in and then growls at him if he tries to move him. My dog would never dream of doing that. Mother in law also thinks its great that he starts on dogs twice his size. He barks incessantly if he's put outside when people are round their house. She's clearly the root of the problem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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