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2 hours ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

At the fear of sounding stupid,  is that real and wtf is it ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidgin?wprov=sfla1

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A pidgin /ˈpɪdʒɪn/, or pidgin language, is a grammatically simplified means of communication that develops between two or more groups that do not have a language in common: typically, its vocabulary and grammar are limited and often drawn from several languages. It is most commonly employed in situations such as trade, or where both groups speak languages different from the language of the country in which they reside (but where there is no common language between the groups).

 

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On 26/04/2020 at 09:54, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

At the fear of sounding stupid,  is that real and wtf is it ?

Answers the real questions troubling West Africa

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Some kain tok tok dey online say cow dung and cow piss na one correct way to deal wit Covid-19.

Tueh! Na lie!!

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/media-52047673

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I'm using my wife's laptop to work from home and I think she's forgotten that her emails pop up from the task bar.

Whenever one pops up I like to make a comment, make it look like I'm telepathic.

"Thank you for using Moonpig! Your order will be with you shortly". I'll leave it a few minutes, pretend to do be doing something else and then say "Oh, don't forget to sort a birthday card out for your mom".

One from amazon - "Thank you for your order of Baby Joggers - 12-18 months". Left it a few minutes, looked over at our boy and said "Those joggers are looking a bit tight, I think we need to order a few more."

I'll be honest, her reactions aren't what I want, she just says something like "Yeah I've sorted it", but it's keeping me entertained.

By the way, does anyone know what tindr is?

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1 minute ago, bickster said:

Needs a slap for not having his other glove on. Only MY fingerprints should be on the vinyl

Odd isn’t it, the glove is sat there, obviously just been taken off for some reason.

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A rainy day, at **** last.

A bit of peace from the garden-inhabiting noisy words removed round here.

Hope it carries on into a Bibilcal stylee.

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Woke up today and my boiler wasn't working. 

Sorted it in ten mins with the aid of a youtube tutorial. It was only a minor thing (pressure was low) but i'm chuffed to bits as I am useless at anything like that. 

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3 minutes ago, Xela said:

Woke up today and my boiler wasn't working. 

Sorted it in ten mins with the aid of a youtube tutorial. It was only a minor thing (pressure was low) but i'm chuffed to bits as I am useless at anything like that. 

So, you opened the inlet valve and topped up the water?

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FYI you now need to find where the water is escaping ;)

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2 minutes ago, rjw63 said:

So, you opened the inlet valve and topped up the water?

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FYI you now need to find where the water is escaping ;)

Baby steps ;)

 

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34 minutes ago, rjw63 said:

So, you opened the inlet valve and topped up the water?

FYI you now need to find where the water is escaping ;)

And bleed the radiators.

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On 09/04/2020 at 12:38, mjmooney said:

I have a friend called Judith Beer, who worked for many years for the charity alcohol concern. 

...and another one for the 'nominative determinism' subthread: 

Our next door neighbour is a hospital paediatrician called Doctor Child. 

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Booked Monday off work. 

Nothing to do but but beats staring at my work laptop for 8 hours. I'll just stare at my personal one instead! 

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