Paddywhack Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, Davkaus said: You're still having no luck? I feel for you. I've only won the day a couple of times this month. But your post count is higher than your likes. Throw enough shit.. (and no, no luck in 2 years on Monday. But who’s counting?) 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Please like this comment to show support for Paddywhack's chronic lack of success. 1 like = 1 prayer 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Just now, Davkaus said: Please like this comment to show support for Paddywhack's chronic lack of success. 1 like = 1 prayer **** that guy 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Things that cheer me up: benefiting from other people's petty squabbles I once did quite well in a job because one of the middle managers didn't like me, and a more senior person who hated the middle manager, saw me as a useful tool to undermine the middle manager. I think at the time I thought it was my natural talent for the role that was winning me pay rises and promotions, but in the end I clocked that I was a mere pawn in his game. A pawn with a fistful of dollars though MWAHAHA. And now that familiar sensation returns, in a less lucrative, but somehow more satisfying way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted January 5, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 5, 2020 Ran out of petrol in the petrol station. Car stopped about a meter further from the pump than ideal, but the hose still reached. I felt ridiculously happy about this. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 6, 2020 Moderator Share Posted January 6, 2020 TIL what happens when you threaten to go back to a judge to explain that a Police Officer has perjured themselves in applying for a Production Order from the courts. Very amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 I did LOL at "absolute rack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share Posted January 7, 2020 16 hours ago, Xela said: I did LOL at "absolute rack" I thought that was standard English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 The fact it’s around 3pm in England, cold, maybe raining, everyone’s back at work depressed that Christmas is over, it’s ages til payday and the weather is shit. And I’m in Sri Lanka just about to start my second week of holiday. It’s 33°c, 8pm and I’m sat on a warm balcony about to go for dinner. That cheers me up no end 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 It's not that cold for January to be honest. It's dry as well. I get what you are saying though. You are on holiday. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 8, 2020 Moderator Share Posted January 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, Seat68 said: It's not that cold for January to be honest. It's dry as well. I get what you are saying though. You are on holiday. Yep, quite mild here too. Me and the missus had to have a conversation about whether either of us had put the central heating on this morning. Turns out neither of us had. We didn't notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 8, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2020 I may be in England in January, but I don't have to go back to a shit job next week. Or the week after. Or ever. This cheers me up. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 11 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I may be in England in January, but I don't have to go back to a shit job next week. Or the week after. Or ever. This cheers me up. you should mention that more often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 37 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: The fact it’s around 3pm in England, cold, maybe raining, everyone’s back at work depressed that Christmas is over, it’s ages til payday and the weather is shit. And I’m in Sri Lanka just about to start my second week of holiday. It’s 33°c, 8pm and I’m sat on a warm balcony about to go for dinner. That cheers me up no end 29 minutes ago, Seat68 said: It's not that cold for January to be honest. It's dry as well. I get what you are saying though. You are on holiday. 22 minutes ago, bickster said: Yep, quite mild here too. Me and the missus had to have a conversation about whether either of us had put the central heating on this morning. Turns out neither of us had. We didn't notice Yeah I had the British Gas guy around earlier today (he didn’t turn up quite on time so I was freezing waiting to do my ‘just got out the shower’ thing). Anyway, 8:00am this morning I knocked the heating off and this conversation has just reminded me! So yeah, quite mild. I’ve also got a view of the sea, it’s a lovely light grey / brown colour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 hour ago, It's Your Round said: everyone’s back at work depressed that Christmas is over, Not this call sign. Over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 31 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: he didn’t turn up quite on time so I was freezing waiting to do my ‘just got out the shower’ thing Is that where you drop your towel ‘by accident’, fully exposing yourself to the poor plumber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 minute ago, It's Your Round said: Is that where you drop your towel ‘by accident’, fully exposing yourself to the poor plumber? You know the drill. Unfortunately, 15 minutes of cold water hadn’t exactly enhanced my appeal. So he just cracked on with my low pressure issues. Side story - apparently a couple of months ago he’d (British Gas bloke). stopped his car outside my house ‘cos his wife was giving birth! Then decided he was better off driving to the hospital, so she actually had the baby another half a mile up the road parked up on the side of a roundabout when it turned out she wasn’t exaggerating after all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mjmooney Posted January 8, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Genie said: you should mention that more often You think? I normally prefer not to mention it, but I shall endeavour to do so more often. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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