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The evening before i go on holiday to the Greek islands. Watching the funny bits from Extras. Having 10 mins alone in front of pornhub. The first ice cold beer on a sunny saturday evening . Villa winning and Manure losing. Having a winner at the races. I will think of more .....

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Similarly, when a line of people are in the outside lane of a dual carriage way overtaking a truck and some knob undertakes the whole line, tries to push in at the front, fails and then ends up sitting behind the truck while everyone goes back past him. Golden.

and even loses the slot he was originally in. Makes you warm & fuzzy alright :)

That was pretty much the point I was making!

Happens every morning on the motorway.

Yesterday I had some cock in a BMW try to undertake me just as I pulled out to overtake a lorry. he tried to squeeze between me and the lorry, but failed (only narrowly avoiding a crash) and then beeped me. HE beeped ME!

Needless to say I drove at about 50 mph next to the lorry for a couple of minutes.

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Similarly, when a line of people are in the outside lane of a dual carriage way overtaking a truck and some knob undertakes the whole line, tries to push in at the front, fails and then ends up sitting behind the truck while everyone goes back past him. Golden.

and even loses the slot he was originally in. Makes you warm & fuzzy alright :)

That was pretty much the point I was making!

Happens every morning on the motorway.

Yesterday I had some cock in a BMW try to undertake me just as I pulled out to overtake a lorry. he tried to squeeze between me and the lorry, but failed (only narrowly avoiding a crash) and then beeped me. HE beeped ME!

Needless to say I drove at about 50 mph next to the lorry for a couple of minutes.

Happened to me yesterday, 50 ish year old clearing in the woods in a Z4, top down, scarf, gloves...basically the works.

Now I don't drive slow and have seen most things on the roads so when this guy is sitting on my bumper as I overtake cars with his right had wheel on the white lines it's never going to end well.

For that 5 minutes I made his life a living hell (with the help of a lorry or 2)and to top it all I got a nice picture of the clearing in the woods with my Blackberry as he was sitting behind as we got to the lights (You didn't think he got past me did you?).

Why try and intimidate me on a duel carriageway that 99.9 % of the time ends with the lights on red ? What is wrong with these people ? I see him a lot doing it to others in the morning but there is nothing to gain. If he tries it again I may send his picture to nonce.com or something.

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