Xela Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Ingram85 said: Ahhh, good old limewire. Blink 182’s new album? Nope, porn & viruses. Schindlers List Directors Cut? Nope, porn & viruses. Anything at all? Nope, porn & viruses. I went onto Limewire for porn Ended up with the new Razorlight album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted October 2, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Xela said: I went onto Limewire for porn Ended up with the new Razorlight album I bet you were up all night. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Just now, sidcow said: I bet you were up all night. I certainly had the golden touch, in the morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 5 hours ago, PussEKatt said: I downloaded the song and its great,by Alanah Miles,check it out. Was in a bar in Moscow where a local band thought it was a good idea to cover this song despite the letter V not really being in their vocabulary range so we got a rendition of black well wet which the locals loved but me and my mate were in agony trying to hold back the laughter and not risk upsetting the natives 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Xela said: I went onto Limewire for porn Ended up with the new Razorlight album Clearly looking for (and got) scat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: Was in a bar in Moscow where a local band thought it was a good idea to cover this song despite the letter V not really being in their vocabulary range so we got a rendition of black well wet which the locals loved but me and my mate were in agony trying to hold back the laughter and not risk upsetting the natives A bit like the singer Del Boy hired in Only Fools & Horses Still hear the song as Cwying when played on the radio even now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 20 minutes ago, theboyangel said: A bit like the singer Del Boy hired in Only Fools & Horses Still hear the song as Cwying when played on the radio even now! I did that version in a bar with a mate one time … we thought it was the funniest thing in the world … seems we were the only 2 people that did … ah alcohol my old friend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Ahh, Limewire, I remember that............. Used to great for Porn and Viruses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted October 2, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 2, 2021 Ahh, Limewire. I used to love luring people in with links to innocent things they searched for then unleashing porn and viruses on them instead. Shits and giggles all day long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, theboyangel said: Clearly looking for (and got) scat Ski ba bop ba dop bop, ski ba bop ba dop bop. (only took about fifty one edits to get that right.) Edited October 2, 2021 by El Zen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted October 3, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) Just watching a David Attenborough documentary on BBC. Male Kangaroo trying to impress a female to mate with him by standing in front of her on his hind legs, making himself as tall as possible by stretching his back, then letting his balls drop down before lifting them back up again several times. I literally burst out laughing. Maybe we should try and introduce this into the human world, imagine the night clubs Edited October 4, 2021 by sidcow 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 28 minutes ago, sidcow said: Just watching a David Attenborough documentary on BBC. Male Kangaroo trying to impress a female to mate with him by standing in front of here on his hind legs, making himself as tall as possible by stretching his back, then letting his balls drop down before lifting them back up again several times. I literally burst out laughing. Maybe we should try and introduce this into the human world, imagine the night clubs I'm off for a shower in a minute, so I'll give it a go when I get out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Follyfoot Posted October 6, 2021 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 6, 2021 Dad out of hospital after having a cancerous growth cut out of his ear with no complications 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Dad out of hospital after having a cancerous growth cut out of his ear with no complications Great news 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Dad out of hospital after having a cancerous growth cut out of his ear with no complications Great to hear… Seriously though, nice one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted October 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2021 Day off today. Sat in a bar, having a full English earlier (beans served in a separate pot) and Blue Monday playing on the radio... not sure which edit. I raised my glass of freshly squeezed orange juice to @Seat68 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 8, 2021 Author Share Posted October 8, 2021 Car insurance renewal came in - gone up £15 quid. Not a lot but I know for a fact that our new postcode should deliver something better. Compare the meerkat had at least half a dozen quotes £40 below that. Phoned insurer to see if they could match the quote: no. OK thnx bye. New insurer also had excess at half what the previous one was and only £7 extra to pay over 12 installments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 8, 2021 Author Share Posted October 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Xela said: Day off today. Sat in a bar, having a full English earlier (beans served in a separate pot) and Blue Monday playing on the radio... not sure which edit. I raised my glass of freshly squeezed orange juice to @Seat68 Day off, and drinking orange juice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Big Salad Posted October 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2021 (edited) On 29/09/2021 at 18:17, Big Salad said: Finally getting up the courage to ask a girl out for a date that I have known for awhile and she saying yes. Also she asked what took me so long lol. Well we went out last night and it went pretty good I thought. I brought her some candy and some roses, and then we went to a local seafood restaurant which was delicious. Afterwards we went and did a salsa dancing lesson and thankfully I held my own for the most part. Though I must admit started breathing hard about halfway through and thought I might stroke the **** out. Then proceeded to take her home, gave her a kiss on the cheek, and headed home. Going out again this weekend. Overall quite enjoyable and looking forward to tomorrow night; gonna catch a movie and then hit a local night club. Edited October 8, 2021 by Big Salad 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted October 8, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2021 10 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Car insurance renewal came in - gone up £15 quid. Not a lot but I know for a fact that our new postcode should deliver something better. Compare the meerkat had at least half a dozen quotes £40 below that. Phoned insurer to see if they could match the quote: no. OK thnx bye. New insurer also had excess at half what the previous one was and only £7 extra to pay over 12 installments. Capitalism in action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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