Seat68 Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 7 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Couldn't decide if this was Piss You Off thread or Happy thread. But I try to be overly positive so here it is. Been trying to buy a small crappy pair of stereo speakers, only £20 but the logistics are proving weirdly awkward. I don't have the time to go collect them, he won't post them and we appear to be in similar towns on the wrong days. Like I say, not worth a special trip out for a £20 thing, but they'd be really handy and they fit my highly technical specification (small, in a wood veneer box). Anyway, looks like I might be able to get someone else to pick them up, using their own money, which I've promised I'll cover, regardless of what non-working wood wormed piece of bought unseen crap he picks up for me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 pretty much bang on tbf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted July 20, 2018 Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2018 On 13/07/2018 at 20:57, Mandy Lifeboats said: A colleague produced a report which was needed to include the death rate in a particular postcode. His conclusion》 0.99' per person. He probably used dead reckoning to reach that conclusion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 On 19/07/2018 at 00:42, Xela said: Went into a bank today and had fantastic service. Too often banks get a bad rap for stuff done at a high level but the majority of 'boots on the ground' in branches just want to do a good job. At least they've stopped trying to sell you lots of different types of insurance when you're simply paying in £20 to cover a bill but they now seem to be very keen for you to announce all of your answers to 'security questions' to everyone else who's in the bank. I have to say my experience of 'boots on the ground' is very much different to the one off you appear to have had. Largely piss poor where you can still find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 20, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2018 Jim’ll comes up Trumps again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted July 20, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 20, 2018 @VILLAMARV's recent discovery of how to post gifs on VT 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: @VILLAMARV's recent discovery of how to post gifs on VT His gif game is WEAK. #bringbackwiggyrichard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 21 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: @VILLAMARV's recent discovery of how to post gifs on VT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 44 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: His gif game is WEAK. #bringbackwiggyrichard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted July 20, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2018 9 hours ago, Stevo985 said: @VILLAMARV's recent discovery of how to post gifs on VT Needs to be mindful of the quantity/quality balance, though. With apparently so much time available to curate the collection, it can be tempting to overdo it. 8 out of 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted July 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 20, 2018 9 hours ago, VILLAMARV said: Skeletor has the greatest 'exit thread' gif ever 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 15 hours ago, il_serpente said: Needs to be mindful of the quantity/quality balance, though. With apparently so much time available to curate the collection, it can be tempting to overdo it. 8 out of 10. An 80% cheering you up rate, I can live with 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Polish firefighters coming to Sweden. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mjmooney Posted July 23, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 23, 2018 8 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Damn, beat me to it. History made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 The joy when I found an empty toilet cubicle earlier as I was genuinely on the verge of shitting myself. I went out for a walk with a mate at lunchtime and about a third of the way through our circuit I starting getting stomach cramps. I did a mental bowel risk assessment and told my pal I needed to get back to the office. The 5 min walk back was agony... similar to that scene in trainspotting, except I wasn't on a skag comedown. I got into the basement of the work building via the side entrance and headed for the basement cubicle as that is usually empty as only the post room workers use it. Got in and the one cubicle was occupied. I literally yelped like a puppy that has been trod on. I now had to shuffle to the lifts... couldn't use the stairs as I was clenching my buttocks together... the lift took ages, I was covered in a sheen of cold sweat... finally it came and in its ponderous way, made the short journey to the ground floor visitors bogs. I waddled in and there was 1 empty cubicle, with the other 2 occupied. I didn't care if there was no paper or if the seat was going to be covered in piss, I had to go! Luckily it was reasonably clean and I had arguably the most satisfying dump in memory! **** this bowel disease 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted July 25, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 25, 2018 11 hours ago, Xela said: The joy when I found an empty toilet cubicle earlier as I was genuinely on the verge of shitting myself. I went out for a walk with a mate at lunchtime and about a third of the way through our circuit I starting getting stomach cramps. I did a mental bowel risk assessment and told my pal I needed to get back to the office. The 5 min walk back was agony... similar to that scene in trainspotting, except I wasn't on a skag comedown. I got into the basement of the work building via the side entrance and headed for the basement cubicle as that is usually empty as only the post room workers use it. Got in and the one cubicle was occupied. I literally yelped like a puppy that has been trod on. I now had to shuffle to the lifts... couldn't use the stairs as I was clenching my buttocks together... the lift took ages, I was covered in a sheen of cold sweat... finally it came and in its ponderous way, made the short journey to the ground floor visitors bogs. I waddled in and there was 1 empty cubicle, with the other 2 occupied. I didn't care if there was no paper or if the seat was going to be covered in piss, I had to go! Luckily it was reasonably clean and I had arguably the most satisfying dump in memory! **** this bowel disease if only you had live tweeted it! That's how we share our most intimate personal moments these days, not posting on a fan forum. So 2000's! Now excuse me while I go lance a boil. Can't decide between twitter or instagram, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 6 hours ago, il_serpente said: if only you had live tweeted it! That's how we share our most intimate personal moments these days, not posting on a fan forum. So 2000's! Now excuse me while I go lance a boil. Can't decide between twitter or instagram, though... I'm old school - I like the anonymity a forum provides when serialising my faecal chronicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 On 24/07/2018 at 19:18, Xela said: The joy when I found an empty toilet cubicle earlier as I was genuinely on the verge of shitting myself. I went out for a walk with a mate at lunchtime and about a third of the way through our circuit I starting getting stomach cramps. I did a mental bowel risk assessment and told my pal I needed to get back to the office. The 5 min walk back was agony... similar to that scene in trainspotting, except I wasn't on a skag comedown. I got into the basement of the work building via the side entrance and headed for the basement cubicle as that is usually empty as only the post room workers use it. Got in and the one cubicle was occupied. I literally yelped like a puppy that has been trod on. I now had to shuffle to the lifts... couldn't use the stairs as I was clenching my buttocks together... the lift took ages, I was covered in a sheen of cold sweat... finally it came and in its ponderous way, made the short journey to the ground floor visitors bogs. I waddled in and there was 1 empty cubicle, with the other 2 occupied. I didn't care if there was no paper or if the seat was going to be covered in piss, I had to go! Luckily it was reasonably clean and I had arguably the most satisfying dump in memory! **** this bowel disease Fully know and understand this, the dogs had to have a shorter walk, as I had the same feelings, it was either a shorter walk or jump into the trees at the park, aka Shitbreak in American Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 26, 2018 Moderator Share Posted July 26, 2018 20 hours ago, Xela said: anonymity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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