ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Well, it's the most depressing day of the year, Doug's still alive, and the VT board is tense as you like. So I've had a scan through today's news and guess what I found! Fat Barry The Nose tries to sneak past RantinRob's house. He failed. The rest of the pub accuses villafan306 of being over-excited after the Conference Finals Richard is surprised to learn that Rothschild have finally been brought in to sell Aston Villa. Globetrotting assassin drat01 receives payment up front as a secret FA insider puts a contract on Mike Newell's life. Nana Mouskouri tells the Fake Sheikh that her stylist John Cresswell is'lazy'.
LancsVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Moderator Posted January 23, 2006 :clap: more news just in Lancashire man to sue for dameges caused by recent rise in tensions on website:
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 and the VT board is tense as you like Is it ****. :winkold:
RichardCanning Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Sad part is CV the real news is more pathetic and less believable than those stories as The Sun launches a £10k campaign for a memorial for the whale that died!
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Author Posted January 23, 2006 You're joking. Takes the piss does that.
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Author Posted January 23, 2006 This just in: The Sun newspaper unveil blueprint for whale's memorial statue
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Author Posted January 23, 2006 Richard turns down a dinner invitation in favour of clipping his toenails.
LancsVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Moderator Posted January 23, 2006 Popular Site Admin otherwise known as Le Lapin, checks into thread and has to go shopping
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 In favour of gauging my eyes out with the toenail clippings you mean.
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 She actually came very close to asking a question in PMq's the week before last. I say very close she was actually sitting 4 seats to the left of someone who did
LancsVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Moderator Posted January 23, 2006 CV caught reading improper material
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Oh and take it from me, I think I am one of the last people she would invite to dinner.
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Author Posted January 23, 2006 bickster throws CCT out of his cab because she says, "To ask the Secretary of State for This Taxi, how much he estimates the ride will cost for (a) the next year and ( in ten years' time.
Richard Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 Villatalk invest in educational induction video for new posters And add another for advanced members
ChrisVillan Posted January 23, 2006 Author Posted January 23, 2006 Police search for Juju after a motorcycle topples small heath's trophy cabinet.
gareth_barry's_left_foot Posted January 23, 2006 Posted January 23, 2006 JC's decorating gets him in trouble with the missus
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