Popular Post Mazrim Posted April 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2021 The truth is that Grealish is addicted to Parkour. He's supposed to be easing the loading on his shins but he can't stop galavanting around brutalist architectured Council estates. Its more important to him than football and the club are trying to keep a lid on it. There were reports that McGinn and Jack were seen jumping off garages before a big match earlier in the season and that Jack hurt his shins clearing an entire flight of steps twice. And front flipping off an underpass. He keeps going to Benidorm because it reminds him of what Castle Vale used to be like. Its shit for Parkour now. 3 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAV1 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 hours ago, sidcow said: My sources are telling me that Jack has fallen in with a voodoo cult. The club are trying to help him escape but their witch doctor has made a doll of him and is sticking pins into his shins in order to destroy his career. You can believe me or not, I don't care, but these contacts are usually reliable, they were the ones who told me that Helenius would have his shorts pulled down against Spurs. I put a tenner on that and won £15k so I trust them. I’m sure Hekenius had his shorts pulled down against West Brom. So dodgy rumour and/or generous bookie. Are you sure you didn’t put the bet on with the witch doctor and got the rumour from the bookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAV1 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 4 hours ago, AvfcRigo82 said: So not a Villa player and never a Villa player? Would imply it's a player on loan. Danny Drinkwater or Pepe Reina then. Good work Sherlock. It’s certainly believable that Danny Drinkwater was never a Villa player, other than technically on our books. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow1988 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 24 minutes ago, DaveAV1 said: I’m sure Hekenius had his shorts pulled down against West Brom. So dodgy rumour and/or generous bookie. Are you sure you didn’t put the bet on with the witch doctor and got the rumour from the bookie? It was Spurs. Verthongen I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 18, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted April 18, 2021 28 minutes ago, DaveAV1 said: I’m sure Hekenius had his shorts pulled down against West Brom. So dodgy rumour and/or generous bookie. Are you sure you didn’t put the bet on with the witch doctor and got the rumour from the bookie? I've been trying to post an amusing photo of the incident proving it was spurs but as Android has stopped me posting photos I've given up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted April 18, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted April 18, 2021 Where did all these rumours about drug addiction come from? Not been in this thread for about a week and have no idea what everyone is talking about. Seems utterly absurd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, PieFacE said: Where did all these rumours about drug addiction come from? Blue noses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post nick76 Posted April 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2021 (edited) 31 minutes ago, PieFacE said: Where did all these rumours about drug addiction come from? joking but thought it was funny! Edited April 18, 2021 by nick76 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMAICAN-VILLAN Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Mazrim said: The truth is that Grealish is addicted to Parkour. He's supposed to be easing the loading on his shins but he can't stop galavanting around brutalist architectured Council estates. Its more important to him than football and the club are trying to keep a lid on it. There were reports that McGinn and Jack were seen jumping off garages before a big match earlier in the season and that Jack hurt his shins clearing an entire flight of steps twice. And front flipping off an underpass. He keeps going to Benidorm because it reminds him of what Castle Vale used to be like. Its shit for Parkour now. Yeah but it's the crack and Irn Bru which Spurs the Parkour addiction on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAV1 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 hour ago, sidcow said: I've been trying to post an amusing photo of the incident proving it was spurs but as Android has stopped me posting photos I've given up. I’m sure both @sidcow and @sparrow1988 are right. I was at the game, but that’s no guarantee that I know what I’m talking about. Certainly not the first or last time Spurs have had our pants down that’s for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratvillan Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 This thread is brilliant. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7392craig Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 36 minutes ago, Stratvillan said: This thread is brilliant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratvillan Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Mazrim said: The truth is that Grealish is addicted to Parkour. He's supposed to be easing the loading on his shins but he can't stop galavanting around brutalist architectured Council estates. Its more important to him than football and the club are trying to keep a lid on it. There were reports that McGinn and Jack were seen jumping off garages before a big match earlier in the season and that Jack hurt his shins clearing an entire flight of steps twice. And front flipping off an underpass. He keeps going to Benidorm because it reminds him of what Castle Vale used to be like. Its shit for Parkour now. Watching James Bond, Casino Royale where there's a parkour chase. Imagined it was this post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swerbs Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Think we can increase Jack's asking price ten fold for the super league clubs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Genuine question. As of now is Jack the best player in competitive football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBlack Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, villaglint said: Genuine question. As of now is Jack the best player in competitive football? Was on his way to being this season, based on whoscored type stats, but the injury has prevented him from establishing it. Probably still looking at Messi, Ronaldo and maybe even Harry () Kane for the best. Throw in Lewandowski too. I'd still rather have Jack in my team than any of the above, primarily due to the fact he's younger and is getting better. The others aren't. Mbappé is probably likely to pose the biggest threat to that claim going forwards... but could anyone do what Jack has done recently when surrounded by lesser players? Who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, MrBlack said: Was on his way to being this season, based on whoscored type stats, but the injury has prevented him from establishing it. Probably still looking at Messi, Ronaldo and maybe even Harry () Kane for the best. Throw in Lewandowski too. I'd still rather have Jack in my team than any of the above, primarily due to the fact he's younger and is getting better. The others aren't. Mbappé is probably likely to pose the biggest threat to that claim going forwards... but could anyone do what Jack has done recently when surrounded by lesser players? Who knows... But all of the players you mentioned are now part of the European "only ever play against each other" league. ie they no longer play competitive football, they are exhibitionists only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMAICAN-VILLAN Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 25 minutes ago, villaglint said: Genuine question. As of now is Jack the best player in competitive football? No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMAICAN-VILLAN Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, villaglint said: But all of the players you mentioned are now part of the European "only ever play against each other" league. ie they no longer play competitive football, they are exhibitionists only. PSG, Bayern, Dortmund, etc have not signed up for the competition. Edited April 19, 2021 by JAMAICAN-VILLAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 1 minute ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said: PSG, Bayern, Dortmund, etc have not signed up for the competition. Yes just seen that and you are right. I get the Bayern, Dortmund thing and that certainly warms the heart taken in amongst this sea of greed. However PSG I really dont understand surely that is just a matter of timing. They seem more ready made for this than anyone else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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