Xela Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I love this weather. Been down in Minehead for a stag do and it was red hot. I now resemble a drunk fat lobster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Some tit over the road has just took 45 minutes to mow a lawn the size of a **** postage stamp Oh and now they have just left the mower standing, with motor still going, for nearly 15 minutes **** braindeads Have to contend with Lady Gaga and crying kids from the neighbours here. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted May 23, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 23, 2010 I'm having to put up with not having my door open. If it was, there'd be a nice breeze going through and it'd be more homely. But no the psychotic tit **** one of my housemates decided to be a vindictive bastard and any moment our doors are wedged open we'll be reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Reported for what? Is it one of those fire hazard doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted May 23, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 23, 2010 Aye. We're not supposed to have them wedged open at any time, but fact of the matter is it's only open when I'm in the room, and if a fire suddenly sparks up I can shut it. Makes the place much less sociable and friendly when they're closed, and above all airy. But no, this clearing in the woods has had some petty revenge after thinking we're unreasonable at being pissed off he's been effectively living here rent free so whinged that some of us had our doors open so complained about that. Blokes a **** prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I really dislike the summer. Hay fever is a bitch. Autumns my season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Some tit over the road has just took 45 minutes to mow a lawn the size of a **** postage stamp Oh and now they have just left the mower standing, with motor still going, for nearly 15 minutes **** braindeads Have to contend with Lady Gaga and crying kids from the neighbours here. :x Lady gaga, foul mouthed crying child, gobby parents and their drunk talk. I win! Have heard some reet crackers from them today... Gobby cow: "What dya want outta life Jay?" Gobby cows bf: "I just wanna go to Newquay every year and I'll be well happy" and then him talking to his mate about love... Gobby cows bf: "I do love gobby cow, Its just when I get drunk the grass is always greener" [shout from bedroom window] "Jaaaaaaay, Got any more stella babe??" and finally they have a foul mouthed 4 year old that shouts all sorts of flowery terms such as "Suck my brown willy" and "Mom youre a C" They must be so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Sounds delighful. Little **** next door were in the garden from about 9 til 12 this morning, woke me up and couldn't get back to sleep. Annoying basts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Some tit over the road has just took 45 minutes to mow a lawn the size of a **** postage stamp Oh and now they have just left the mower standing, with motor still going, for nearly 15 minutes **** braindeads Have to contend with Lady Gaga and crying kids from the neighbours here. :x Lady gaga, foul mouthed crying child, gobby parents and their drunk talk. I win! Have heard some reet crackers from them today... Gobby cow: "What dya want outta life Jay?" Gobby cows bf: "I just wanna go to Newquay every year and I'll be well happy" and then him talking to his mate about love... Gobby cows bf: "I do love gobby cow, Its just when I get drunk the grass is always greener" [shout from bedroom window] "Jaaaaaaay, Got any more stella babe??" and finally they have a foul mouthed 4 year old that shouts all sorts of flowery terms such as "Suck my brown willy" and "Mom youre a C" They must be so proud. Do you live in small heath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 "Suck my brown willy" I have a 4 year old brother, god knows what he would have to be exposed to to come up with stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Sounds delighful. Little **** next door were in the garden from about 9 til 12 this morning, woke me up and couldn't get back to sleep. Annoying basts. They are pure trash. I could rant about the effers all day. But I wont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 "Suck my brown willy" I have a 4 year old brother, god knows what he would have to be exposed to to come up with stuff like that. Ha. Just a couple of weeks ago she said she had to have a new carpet put in her bedroom. Why? Because when giving him oral sex, she had stains that were years old from spitting it all on the carpet. That is classy right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Some tit over the road has just took 45 minutes to mow a lawn the size of a **** postage stamp Oh and now they have just left the mower standing, with motor still going, for nearly 15 minutes **** braindeads Have to contend with Lady Gaga and crying kids from the neighbours here. :x Lady gaga, foul mouthed crying child, gobby parents and their drunk talk. I win! Have heard some reet crackers from them today... Gobby cow: "What dya want outta life Jay?" Gobby cows bf: "I just wanna go to Newquay every year and I'll be well happy" and then him talking to his mate about love... Gobby cows bf: "I do love gobby cow, Its just when I get drunk the grass is always greener" [shout from bedroom window] "Jaaaaaaay, Got any more stella babe??" and finally they have a foul mouthed 4 year old that shouts all sorts of flowery terms such as "Suck my brown willy" and "Mom youre a C" They must be so proud. Do you live in small heath? Ha. No. Redditch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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