Xela Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Quote Teenager rushed to hospital after shoving USB cable in his penis ..... In an effort to remove the cable, surgeons cut lengthways into his bulbospongiosus muscle, an area between the genitals and the anus. https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/17/london-teen-rushed-to-hospital-after-shoving-usb-cable-in-his-penis-15275023/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted September 19, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2021 9 hours ago, Xela said: Teenager rushed to hospital after shoving USB cable in his penis I was going to ask if it was USB-a or USB-c. Clicked the link and.......oh my 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 10 hours ago, Xela said: https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/17/london-teen-rushed-to-hospital-after-shoving-usb-cable-in-his-penis-15275023/ I wonder if they charged him 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, theboyangel said: I wonder if they charged him I data it, people get away with everything these days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Just why? It said it was a sexual experiment… how is that sexually enjoyable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Genie said: Just why? It said it was a sexual experiment… how is that sexually enjoyable? Reall? Some of the shit you can find with just a quick google would have you reaching for the sick bag. Try looking at a sounding rod the width of a stick of rock... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Genie said: Just why? It said it was a sexual experiment… how is that sexually enjoyable? He was obviously trying to get connected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 30, 2021 Shakira attacked by wild boars. I was NOT expecting that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 30, 2021 Quote A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search party for hours before realising he was the person they were looking for, local media reports. Beyhan Mutlu had been drinking with friends on Tuesday when he wandered into a forest in Bursa province. When he failed to return, his wife and friends alerted local authorities and a search party was sent out. Mr Mutlu, 50, then stumbled across the search party and decided to join them, NTV reported. But when members of the search party began calling out his name, he replied: "I am here." He was taken aside by one of the rescuer workers to give a statement. "Don't punish me too harshly, officer. My father will kill me," he reportedly told them. Police then drove Mr Mutlu home. It is not clear if he was given a fine BBC 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 4 hours ago, mjmooney said: BBC I love Turkish names. The bloke's name is literally Mr Happy. I used to work with a guy called Furkan Deliorman. His name means Mr Crazy Forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted October 1, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 1, 2021 13 hours ago, mjmooney said: BBC What would they charge him with or fine him for? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 19 hours ago, mjmooney said: BBC This just proves what I posted in another thread. Excessive drinking can cause memory loss, Or worse still memory loss 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Rds1983 said: What would they charge him with or fine him for? Wasting police time? (presumably the actual answer is 'whatever the **** they want, they're the Turkish police') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted October 1, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: Wasting police time? (presumably the actual answer is 'whatever the **** they want, they're the Turkish police') He didn't launch the search party (and I'm guessing he'd been 'missing' less than 24 hours), he tried to help out and alerted them as soon as he knew what was going on. Seems harsh for him to be charged with anything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Rds1983 said: He didn't launch the search party (and I'm guessing he'd been 'missing' less than 24 hours), he tried to help out and alerted them as soon as he knew what was going on. Seems harsh for him to be charged with anything. Yeah, agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sne Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Godzilla? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted October 8, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 30/09/2021 at 23:04, Rds1983 said: What would they charge him with or fine him for? A USB cable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted October 14, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2021 I knew things were getting serious, but I never thought it would get this bad. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58904567 Port delays: 'We've run out of Harry Potter stock' Quote There is currently a shortage across the country affecting official Harry Potter merchandise, two retailers have told the BBC. Quote "A Harry Potter wand used to be £20, now it's going to be £35-£40. All of the shops are running out of stock." Many of the wands, other official movie replicas and some of clothing merchandise are currently difficult to source, he says. Mr Plugis added that House of Spells is now trying to focus on other fandoms as well as Harry Potter, although the business is still buying up as many licensed Harry Potter-themed product lines as it can find. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 **** me who's paying £40 for a wand, just go outside to your **** yard and pick up the nearest stick and and dob a bit of paint on it ffs. Or just tell your 6 year old child 'er no'. I assume it's for kids, no adult could be that useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 At £20 rrp I assume it’s just a bit of plastic that doesn’t do anything (given how over priced all the other HP merch is). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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