CI Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Devastating news about that crash in France. The man who unfortunately died was someone I knew as did my family and his son is a good friend of mine who goes to the same uni at me, play football together, go out etc...watch Villa together every week. So sad. Terrible news. Sorry to hear that mate. RIP to the poor chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 For me its: Breakfast Dinner Lunch is for wimps. Depends when you have your breakfast I guess? I have mine at roughly 7am so need lunch around 1pm. Dinner is about 7pm. I guess if you get up late or don't work then you might be able to get away with just two meals I have my breakfast around 8am, don't bother with lunch and then have dinner around 7pm usually, sometimes later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Devastating news about that crash in France. The man who unfortunately died was someone I knew as did my family and his son is a good friend of mine who goes to the same uni at me, play football together, go out etc...watch Villa together every week. So sad. Terrible news. Sorry to hear that man. I know someone who works at the school, terrible news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Won two tickets to the fulham game on Friday via the Gentings Villa Moments Facebook page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 20, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 20, 2012 Today's daily profanisaurus entry made me chuckle A Jehovah's Stiffness - (n) An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 The missus has just rung me from Merry Hill. Missus - "im just choosing your birthday present" Me - "great...what you getting me?" (hoping for golf gear, Hugo Boss clobber etc.) Missus - "a suitcase! What colour do you want?" Me - " :| " Missus - "Richard!?!?" Me - "Not fussed, surprise me..." Missus - "ok" A **** suitcase!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 The missus has just rung me from Merry Hill. Missus - "im just choosing your birthday present" Me - "great...what you getting me?" (hoping for golf gear, Hugo Boss clobber etc.) Missus - "a suitcase! What colour do you want?" Me - " :| " Missus - "Richard!?!?" Me - "Not fussed, surprise me..." Missus - "ok" A **** suitcase!?!?! Full of porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 20, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 20, 2012 I thought the point of telling you she's choosing your present was to give you the opportunity to steer her in the right direction i.e. "I'd really prefer something other than a suitcase". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 That would at least make up a little for her being a complete idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Is she prone to blatant lies? Or silliness to throw you off the scent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 I thought the point of telling you she's choosing your present was to give you the opportunity to steer her in the right direction i.e. "I'd really prefer something other than a suitcase". You have to think outside the box Bri! This means she gets a can of Tyreweld for her birthday....wouldnt want her to get stranded anywhere would i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Is she prone to blatant lies? Or silliness to throw you off the scent? Nope. You dont know my missus Eames. She once asked me why Fergie is always chewing chewing gum. I managed to convince her that if he doesnt his throat will collapse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Ahhhh....... Mrs E once asked why firemen always call their fire engines "Dennis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Quick game for all; I just received the following via email:"This one is £10 less and 1” bigger!"First one to correctly guess what she's talking about wins an internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 A TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 er er...... an HDMI lead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 er.........a spreader bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Got in one, Eames. To make matters worse, it was a Bush as well. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 20, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 20, 2012 Chortle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Louis Vuitton ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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