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Twix are hideous.

You go burn in hell!!! :evil:

EDIT - On a side note, there was a girl at high school who gained a nickname of Twix. Answer's on a postcard....

2 Fingers. Self harm.

Am I close?

On the button first go mate! :lol:

What the **** have Twix's and self harming got to do with the price of egg's?

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Twix ars the kings of the petrol station.

You say that like it's a good thing. This is petrol station food we're talking about here, on a par with in-flight meals and a trip to Wimpy.

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Twix ars the kings of the petrol station.

You say that like it's a good thing. This is petrol station food we're talking about here, on a par with in-flight meals and a trip to Wimpy.

Oh I don't know. A well deployed Ginsters does wonders.........

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Twix ars the kings of the petrol station.

You say that like it's a good thing. This is petrol station food we're talking about here, on a par with in-flight meals and a trip to Wimpy.

Large Twix & a bottle of orange Lucazade...standard.

I actually like in-flight meals.

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I think it was Sean Lock on QI who said wouldn't it be great if they could take cells from the nose and put them in your knob so that when you were finished taking a piss you could sniff and suck the rest back up :lol:

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