wazzap24 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I’ll fight you all on the Tea thing. 2 sugars is a minimum requirement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Half a teaspoon of sugar. Don't like it sweet but need to take the edge of the bitterness off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Builders or gtfo That said I'm now in to rooibas and Earl Grey due to limited choice, flavoured tea is shite too, smells more than it tastes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Three levels of sub human scum. 1 people that watch a lot of tv 2 people that vote for their favourite tv programmes 3 people that comment on the taste of people that vote on what they liked watching on tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: Three levels of sub human scum. 1 people that watch a lot of tv 2 people that vote for their favourite tv programmes 3 people that comment on the taste of people that vote on what they liked watching on tv I’m happy to be a level 3 scumbag, but sub-human is a tad on the harsh side. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 minute ago, wazzap24 said: I’m happy to be a level 3 scumbag, but sub-human is a tad on the harsh side. I was aiming for VT hyper bowel. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 What about people who believe that all of society's problems can be linked back to people watching love Island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, villa4europe said: What about people who believe that all of society's problems can be linked back to people watching love Island? It’s an interesting theory, undermined by citing that programme just makes them complicit in the very thing they blame for our demise. Like the sort of needy faux woke lefty arsehole that retweets Piers Morgan or Kathy Hopkins or that new cont on the block Laurence Fox. Edited January 29, 2020 by chrisp65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 29, 2020 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2020 3 hours ago, wazzap24 said: I’ll fight you all on the Tea thing. 2 sugars is a minimum requirement. A mug of hot water with sugar in it would probably be more to your taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: A mug of hot water with sugar in it would probably be more to your taste. TBH I don’t drink the stuff anymore, I’m a coffee man. Back when I used to play Sunday football I had one of those massive oversized mugs and after a game I’d make a brew. 3 tea bags, a boatload of full fat milk and 6 sugars A cup of tea was always like a pudding thing for me, something sweet to go with cake/biscuits etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Whilst we're on tea. Earl Grey, who drinks that shite? Tastes like washing up liquid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 I drink some form of Clipper tea. As I am a wooly liberal it's bought because these bags dont have any plastic particles in them. We also have loose leaf tea in the house couldn't say what it is as a man puts it in a bag out of a tub. I know it ain't earl grey though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 30, 2020 Moderator Share Posted January 30, 2020 21 hours ago, villa4europe said: It's so **** bad that I'm actually judgemental over people that like it I'm like that with soaps. In my head "Ahh, you're one of those". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 30, 2020 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 30, 2020 15 minutes ago, BOF said: I'm like that with soaps. In my head "Ahh, you're one of those". I'm like that with Man Utd fans. Unfairly so sometimes. I've encountered so many gloryhunters over the years that even if you were literally born in the Stretford end and had a season ticket for 50 years I'd assume you didn't know what you were talking about if we're talking football 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 20 hours ago, wazzap24 said: There is no way of criticising MBB without sounding like a snob, but it’s just downright awful. It would’ve been dated in the 70’s and it’s basically one ‘joke’ - which is a bloke in drag, with an Irish accent, saying unfunny stuff. I don’t know why I am surprised it won, it sums this country up at the moment tbh. I hate MBB, very boring and not even remotely funny. That being said Brendan O'Carroll's speech was quite witty and I loved the way he congratulated Ricky on Afterlife. Said it was one of the best things he had ever watched on tv. He knew he shouldn't have won 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 I've seen one episode of Mrs Browns Boys and a few seconds after explaining to the room how awful the show was, one of the jokes made me laugh. It was something along the lines of... "Maybe you should try felatio" "Me? Sing opera?" Caught me off guard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 30, 2020 Moderator Share Posted January 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I've seen one episode of Mrs Browns Boys and a few seconds after explaining to the room how awful the show was, one of the jokes made me laugh. It was something along the lines of... "Maybe you should try felatio" "Me? Sing opera?" Caught me off guard The cruel fall from the moral or intellectual high ground. It also happens to the best of us. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: "Maybe you should try felatio" You've just reminded me of my drive up to VP on Tues , alas no i didn't pickup a fellatio loving hitch hiker .... they were interviewing on the red carpet from the awards and some "celeb" who I've never heard off was grabbed for a few words ... He had won Drag Race which from the way he spoke I soon guessed wasn't a car racing show ... anyhows , the interviewer asked him if he could star in any of the soaps which one he would star in , to which he replied without missing a beat "Coronation Street , I'd be great behind the bar at the rovers because I love giving a good bit of head" ... cue a brief bit of silence and back to the studio for more silence made me laugh even if Radio 5 weren't impressed Edited January 30, 2020 by tonyh29 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Wainy316 said: Whilst we're on tea. Earl Grey, who drinks that shite? Tastes like washing up liquid. I do I'll be honest and say I don't understand the science of it all but proper Earl Grey made from black tea leaves and with stronger orange / citrus tones is really good, they then have the ceylon tea leaves which goes better with milk, I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't be putting milk in Earl Grey, it's weak and a bit pointless Probably my favourite tea after authentic Moroccan peppermint tea (which I've not found anyone who comes even close to in a bag) Rooibos is coming up fast though, again no milk, nice tea but I wouldn't say I've tried a high quality variety 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted January 30, 2020 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2020 A certain bankrupt by the name of Hopkins has had her Twitter account suspended. *smiles* 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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