TheAuthority Posted November 5, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted November 5, 2019 10 hours ago, avfcDJ said: I don't want to polute the General Erection thread, but for those who saw my issues with the nurse practitioner... Had a visit from two nurses today, absolutely lovely ladies, they apologised constantly and have sorted a prescription for what they say should have been sorted 2 or 3 weeks ago! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 22 hours ago, Rob182 said: This morning when I opened the door to my 19-month old's bedroom, one of our cats walked out. My daughter was put to sleep last night at 7pm and didn't wake up until gone 6, so the cat had been there for over 11 hours! The little bugger must have been hiding in the wardrobe or under her cot. You're not the only one @Ingram85 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 @hogso @hogso @hogso!!!! A 3 bang!!!! Thanks @BOF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 4 hours ago, mottaloo said: You're not the only one @Ingram85 It’s hard to word a post about the numerous small beings that run around your house. Just be glad I didn’t bring my wife’s chinchilla into it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 5, 2019 Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2019 36 minutes ago, Rob182 said: Just be glad I didn’t bring my wife’s "chinchilla" into it 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 You didn't need to add the speech marks @BOF! Insert [that's the joke] meme (Joking aside, the wife's Chinchilla was put to sleep. ...... shortly after the birth of our daughter! ba dum tish! ... No, but seriously, we used to have a Chinchilla called Howard and he got put to sleep around New Year of 2017 and it was very sad xxxx miss you Howard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 30 minutes ago, Rob182 said: You didn't need to add the speech marks @BOF! Insert [that's the joke] meme (Joking aside, the wife's Chinchilla was put to sleep. ...... shortly after the birth of our daughter! ba dum tish! ... No, but seriously, we used to have a Chinchilla called Howard and he got put to sleep around New Year of 2017 and it was very sad xxxx miss you Howard) my mate had a pet Chinchilla called Eric ... is there an unwritten rule that Chinchillas have to have crap names ? cats get awesome names like Mr Snugglepuss or Scratchy , dogs get to be called Pickles or Chips .. Chinchillas get Eric or Howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 6 hours ago, lapal_fan said: @hogso @hogso @hogso!!!! A 3 bang!!!! Thanks @BOF That screenshot's a piece of shit I can't see a thing, what are you talking about man? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted November 5, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted November 5, 2019 42 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: my mate had a pet Chinchilla called Eric ... Were all his pets called Eric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post useless Posted November 5, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 5, 2019 I've never got any sad or confused reactions on here just trophies, hearts and laughing faces, just like in real life I see a lot of people laughing at me, but I always tell myself 'it's better than making people sad or angry'. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 5 hours ago, tonyh29 said: my mate had a pet Chinchilla called Eric ... is there an unwritten rule that Chinchillas have to have crap names ? cats get awesome names like Mr Snugglepuss or Scratchy , dogs get to be called Pickles or Chips .. Chinchillas get Eric or Howard Well I’ve never heard of a chinchilla with a proper pet name so it must be! The wife named her’s Howard back when The Mighty Boosh was popular, after Howard Moon. However, one of my cats is called Edwin, which breaks the rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Remember in the Ghostbuster's film where Thor's dog is called Mike Hat? Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 @Shropshire Lad hope your post hiatus is work or family and nothing serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I was walking to work this morning and there was a bloke walking a few feet in front of me in the same direction. He was about to walk past a bus stop where there was loads of litter on the floor; cans, bottles, a banana skin, crisp packets. The man stopped, did a double take, picked up the banana skin, gently placed it on top of a bin and then carried on walking. Why did he choose the banana skin? Did he think you could slip on them like in cartoons? Why did he place it down so gently and neatly on the bin? Why didn't he put it in the bin rather than on top? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 (edited) Building an extension on the back of the house. Dug it all out and the inspector wasn't happy (even though the ground was solid) and wanted a floating raft putting in. So more money and time later (2 and a bit weeks) he's come this morning and passed that off, so all systems to now to get the shell built and roof on! It's stressful business this building lark. I've lost a bit of weight doing the laboring though. Wheel-barrowing, digging and demolition is hard work, bro. Edited November 12, 2019 by Dante_Lockhart 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted November 12, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2019 (edited) I was on my way to work this morning when this guy behind me just started muttering 'Why the banana skin? Why the banana skin? Why the banana skin? Really through me off what I was doing. Edited November 12, 2019 by Rds1983 . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Isn’t it funny that in Russia and North Korea they create these pictures of their leader with big guns and looking majestic riding horses as aspirational figures. Here our leader sanctions a video where he makes a cup of tea all by himself to show how much of a normal guy he is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted November 16, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted November 16, 2019 Just scanned an article about Children in Need on the BBC website. I have to say I vaguely recognized one presenter and none of the other 'stars' who were involved. (Or 'well known non-entities' as my dad always called them.) Just made me realize I've been gone a long time from England now - over 20 years. Not sure how I feel about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 5 hours ago, TheAuthority said: Just scanned an article about Children in Need on the BBC website. I have to say I vaguely recognized one presenter and none of the other 'stars' who were involved. (Or 'well known non-entities' as my dad always called them.) Just made me realize I've been gone a long time from England now - over 20 years. Not sure how I feel about that. Lucky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted November 16, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 16, 2019 Anyone here used Streetlink before ? was just coming home when I saw someone staggering a bit on the road before falling over . i pulled over and went to help him and although a bit drunk ascertained he’s a homeless man , managed to get him to a bench so he’s no longer half laying in the road , then went home made him a cup of coffee and a sandwich and dropped it off with a few blankets but I’m kinda at a loss what else I should do ... google suggested Streetlink as it helps local authorities to be aware , but just wondered if anyone had any experience with that ? Seems you have to register first ...Or any other suggestions ? 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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