Xela Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 9 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Mrs P was trying some clothes on in a fitting room the other day whilst I waited outside. I noticed two other guys that were waiting for their other halves and both of them were wearing black caps, plain white t-shirts, dark shorts and white converse. Plus they were both sat in the same potion on their phones. "lol" I thought "it's like one's sat next to a mirror". Then another couple came along, the lass went in the other changing rooms and the fella stood next to me and got his phone out. He was wearing a black cap, a plain white t-shirt, dark shorts and (not converse...this was annoying). I really wanted him to sit on the bench next to the other guys. Then, I swear on my life, another couple came over; the girl goes in to the changing rooms and her chap stood the other side of me wearing a black cap, a plain white t-shirt, dark shorts and (again, not converse. Prick). Then he got his phone out. I felt a little left out without a cap and wearing an orange t-shirt. I really wanted to film it or point it out to them but I got scared. "SORRY, I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO LADS! LOL" Think it's worth asking for the CCTV though..? Must be latest uniform. Reminded me of this: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I've never seen someone age as fast as Colin Calderwood has. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted July 6, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2018 There's a Twitter account called Bands FC that takes inspiration from football club badges and bands to create a new badge. They asked me to get involved so I put a couple together for them - 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 On 27/06/2018 at 19:59, chrisp65 said: Mrs P: do you fancy a kitkat from the fridge? me: oooh yeah *handed two finger kitkat* me: I literally imagined it would be something twice the size Mrs p: tell me about it 10 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Mrs P was trying some clothes on in a fitting room the other day whilst I waited outside. I noticed two other guys that were waiting for their other halves and both of them were wearing black caps, plain white t-shirts, dark shorts and white converse. Plus they were both sat in the same potion on their phones. ..............snip................ Mrs P gets about doesnt she 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: Mrs P gets about doesnt she 'book group' my arse 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted July 7, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2018 10 hours ago, chrisp65 said: 'book group' my arse Is that the safe word? 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 I assumed when @Paddywhack said Mrs P, he meant his mom. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted July 7, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2018 Declan, recovering from cancer, sticks it to the Scum 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted July 8, 2018 Moderator Share Posted July 8, 2018 On 06/07/2018 at 13:30, BOF said: Damn it. I felt sure after the mirror comment that it was going to end up being a mirror. What a letdown. Yes, it doesn’t reflect well on @Paddywhack at all. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Having a World Cup chat about anti-English sentiment among the wider world, I was going to post about this elsewhere but thought this would be the right place. When I'm abroad I often tell people I'm from Wales and leave it at that. There are a few times in a few countries (Mostly Commonwealth countries when I think about it) where explaining that I live in Wales but I'm from England has caused them to just turn around after a dissappointed "Oh" and stop talking to me. It all started when I was in New Zealand many years ago and my mate from Wales was living over there. First night out in Auckland and knocking back the beers and it just kept happening. I mentioned it to him the next day, "just tell 'em you're from Wales Marv and chat to them about Rugby" was his advice so I did and their attitude towards me changed completely. Would buy you beers, welcome you to the country, tell you the places you should see and all that. And instantly too, all because of 'where I came from' This is all just observational of course, nothing scientific, but France, French speaking Canada, Belgium and sadly some tiny enclaves in North Wales are the places I've experienced the most really anti-English sentiment. New Zealand was just weird - a sort of complete ambivalence! Whereas Americans and English speaking Canadians seem to love us to bits in my experience. (Of course there are people everywhere who are perfectly nice and lovely and all that. I'm just talking about randoms you meet in bars, end up playing pool with taxi drivers etc etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 11, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 11, 2018 I once got pulled over for speeding near Bordeaux. I was doing nearly a tonne and the copper was proper grumpy. My French at the time was patchy and he just barked at me in French like I was some sort of idiot (He may have had a point, given the speed I was doing). He walked around the car, trying to find something wrong with it and then spotted the little "Ecosse" badge on the back of the car. His attitude immediately changed and he started chatting away in perfect English asking where I was from and if I'd been in Bordeaux for the World Cup which had been the previous year. We talked football and rugby, wine and whiskey and then he shook my hand and wished me a "Bonne Journee". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 36 minutes ago, VILLAMARV said: Having a World Cup chat about anti-English sentiment among the wider world, I was going to post about this elsewhere but thought this would be the right place. When I'm abroad I often tell people I'm from Wales and leave it at that. There are a few times in a few countries (Mostly Commonwealth countries when I think about it) where explaining that I live in Wales but I'm from England has caused them to just turn around after a dissappointed "Oh" and stop talking to me. It all started when I was in New Zealand many years ago and my mate from Wales was living over there. First night out in Auckland and knocking back the beers and it just kept happening. I mentioned it to him the next day, "just tell 'em you're from Wales Marv and chat to them about Rugby" was his advice so I did and their attitude towards me changed completely. Would buy you beers, welcome you to the country, tell you the places you should see and all that. And instantly too, all because of 'where I came from' This is all just observational of course, nothing scientific, but France, French speaking Canada, Belgium and sadly some tiny enclaves in North Wales are the places I've experienced the most really anti-English sentiment. New Zealand was just weird - a sort of complete ambivalence! Whereas Americans and English speaking Canadians seem to love us to bits in my experience. (Of course there are people everywhere who are perfectly nice and lovely and all that. I'm just talking about randoms you meet in bars, end up playing pool with taxi drivers etc etc) It's not where you're from you rodney plonker - it's your hideous appearance. You're ugly. Stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: It's not where you're from you rodney plonker - it's your hideous appearance. You're ugly. Stop it. Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I've been putting it off for weeks, but at some point I'm going to have to visit "on topic" section 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tegis Posted July 12, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 12, 2018 Just now, Genie said: I've been putting it off for weeks, but at some point I'm going to have to visit "on topic" section No you don't. Stay here where it's warm and fuzzy. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Tegis said: No you don't. Stay here where it's warm and fuzzy. Its a bit like looking at the scene of a car crash, I know what I will see won't be pleasant and possibly deeply disturbing, but I am drawn to it regardless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 All you need to know about on topic is; Tony = Super Villain Jack Grealish = bye bye, we are sad to see you go, go and spread your wings blah blah Steve Bruce = Super Villains right hand man, stop being so honest to protect yourself blah blah FFP = Super Villain is using it to disguise we have no monies, better owners would just pay the fines Lansbury = He's amazing all of a sudden, one of the championships best players, we turned him to cack Hogan = Is he injured? He's shit. He's amazing, we turned him to cack Hutton = why have we given him a new contract? We were so right to give him a new contract! Bree = Cheese puns Adomah = Sell him, he was rubbish second half of the season. His output was great for a winger. Newcastle won't buy him. Gabby = I can't believe we've given him a new 4 year contract!!!! TA DA! Now you don't need to go in. Thank me later. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Genie said: Its a bit like looking at the scene of a car crash, I know what I will see won't be pleasant and possibly deeply disturbing, but I am drawn to it regardless. but the car crash is on a roundabout and you are just driving around it not getting off seeing the same thing over and over again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: All you need to know about on topic is; Tony = Super Villain Jack Grealish = bye bye, we are sad to see you go, go and spread your wings blah blah Steve Bruce = Super Villains right hand man, stop being so honest to protect yourself blah blah FFP = Super Villain is using it to disguise we have no monies, better owners would just pay the fines Lansbury = He's amazing all of a sudden, one of the championships best players, we turned him to cack Hogan = Is he injured? He's shit. He's amazing, we turned him to cack Hutton = why have we given him a new contract? We were so right to give him a new contract! Bree = Cheese puns Adomah = Sell him, he was rubbish second half of the season. His output was great for a winger. Newcastle won't buy him. Gabby = I can't believe we've given him a new 4 year contract!!!! TA DA! Now you don't need to go in. Thank me later. The Bree thread sounds fondue doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: The Bree thread sounds fondue doesn't it? I imagine that pun would be great if it wasn't so **** shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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