HanoiVillan Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Is page 3 the lowest this thread has ever been? Ms Hanoi and I were walking around the beautiful centre of Blackheath this evening, and found, outside the chippy, a woman sat on the pavement with her leggings round her knees. When she saw us, she bounded to her feet, or as best she could anyway, giving us the full moon on the way up Honestly don't know whether she was on the pavement doing a number one, a number two, or if she just fancied Donald Duck-ing it for a bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post blandy Posted June 15, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2018 On 03/06/2018 at 03:21, Stevo985 said: I **** love VT. Detailed discussion about how a kettle boils water. Bloody love you guys. Yes, we’re in our element here. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 24 minutes ago, blandy said: Yes, we’re in our element here. Letting off steam. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 You're all spouting nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 15, 2018 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 15, 2018 Kettle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Kettle Looks like you've got a handle on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 It will all be water under the bridge tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 15, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 15, 2018 On 02/06/2018 at 17:55, chrisp65 said: Oh, and it doesn't actually 'boil' the water, it gets it to 98 and stops. Won't be getting used by any of the tea purists then. Boiling water or GTFO for that lot also 2 degrees too high for the perfect cup of coffee. They compromised between 100 and 96 didn't they Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 16 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: Is page 3 the lowest this thread has ever been? Ms Hanoi and I were walking around the beautiful centre of Blackheath this evening, and found, outside the chippy, a woman sat on the pavement with her leggings round her knees. When she saw us, she bounded to her feet, or as best she could anyway, giving us the full moon on the way up Honestly don't know whether she was on the pavement doing a number one, a number two, or if she just fancied Donald Duck-ing it for a bit. Blackheath's only a 10 minute walk from me. Which...which chip shop? *gets pen and paper* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unused Sub Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 I'm 15 minutes from Blackheath, I too would like specific time/place details please. We'll form an orderly queue. Many moons ago, some woman approached my mate in Blackheath and asked 'if he wanted a good time' Blackheath, Stay classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Blackheath's only a 10 minute walk from me. Which...which chip shop? *gets pen and paper* The one by Pizza Hut takeaway at the top of the high street. The lady concerned had blond braids and a suprisingly chunky arse (also a half-drunk bottle of white wine in one hand). Edited June 15, 2018 by HanoiVillan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) 19 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: outside the chippy, a woman sat on the pavement with her leggings round her knees. When she saw us, she bounded to her feet, or as best she could anyway, giving us the full moon on the way up Honestly don't know whether she was on the pavement doing a number one, a number two, or if she just fancied Donald Duck-ing it for a bit. Did you catch her name/number? edit: bindunne Edited June 15, 2018 by Xela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted June 15, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted June 15, 2018 Who likes the new smiley/emoty thingies on VT? Must admit I don't much care for them but I'm developing a healthy case of being a grumpy old fart and prefer avoiding change as much as possible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 15, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 15, 2018 11 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: Who likes the new smiley/emoty thingies on VT? Must admit I don't much care for them but I'm developing a healthy case of being a grumpy old fart and prefer avoiding change as much as possible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 15, 2018 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 15, 2018 4 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: The one by Pizza Hut takeaway at the top of the high street. The lady concerned had blond braids and a suprisingly chunky arse (also a half-drunk bottle of white wine in one hand). Half drunk or half filled... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Half drunk or half filled... ? There’s a possibility it was half up her before @HanoiVillan got there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 15, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: There’s a possibility it was half up her before @HanoiVillan got there. Kinga the Minger? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickeyC_UTV Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Wasn’t overly sure where to put this but this advert during the ITV showing of CRO V NGR this is the extended verion rather that the one that was show I’m confliced with the final strapline rather than anything in the advert itself but “innovation in every moment” you have maroon 5 doing a cover version (and yes the lyrics are appropiate to the technology they are advertising etc) but it is a f***ing cover version not a re-mix, nothing innotative about the thing that sets many adverts apart from the mundane/annoying... sorry possibly more for the P**s you of thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Not only has this year been the first time I've hired someone, it's been the first time I've fired someone. (same guy funnily enough). It's horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 On 15/06/2018 at 16:21, Unused Sub said: I'm 15 minutes from Blackheath, I too would like specific time/place details please. We'll form an orderly queue. Many moons ago, some woman approached my mate in Blackheath and asked 'if he wanted a good time' Blackheath, Stay classy. So many peeps close to Blackheath.. I'll be we've all met at one point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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