Xann Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 School holidays in full swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 20 hours ago, tonyh29 said: I'm currently drinking my way around Africa ... Not on the scale I drunk my way around Asia a few years back with 7am finishes , but I'm enjoying it none the less , i can't (currently ) picture a day when I won't do these cultural / booze trips ... But maybe it's cause I rarely drink at home and thus look forward to the trips / drink as a result ? You are lucky that you have mates who haven't had their spines removed as soon as they have settled. I can't even get mine to commit to have a drink in Birmingham this bank holiday weekend. Like a pack of browbeaten jellyfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 7 hours ago, Xann said: A Qatari princess was found having sex with 7 geezers in London a couple of days ago. WB But not as sloppy sevenths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 23, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Xann said: School holidays in full swing. I don't know what that is. Which must mean it's drug related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 18 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I don't know what that is. Which must mean it's drug related. That's an amusingly ambiguous statement They're compressed gas canisters for making edible foamy stuff. Often cappuccino froth. The gas contained therein is nitrous oxide. The contents are emptied into a balloon and inhaled. First time I saw em was in a New York club twenty odd years ago. Quite hazardous on a hard dance floor! They call them Whip-Its, if you've ever heard that in a song and wondered? All the rage here now. Popular with the youth and folks that get drug tested at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted August 23, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: I don't know what that is. Which must mean it's drug related. I'm glad it wasn't just me. Looked at the pic a few times and thought 'this is gonna be something blindingly obvious so I'm not going to say anything' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Designer1 said: I'm glad it wasn't just me. Looked at the pic a few times and thought 'this is gonna be something blindingly obvious so I'm not going to say anything' You need to be knowing this shit, Dad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisVillan Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 3 hours ago, Xann said: School holidays in full swing. Hippy crack! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 15 minutes ago, Designer1 said: I'm glad it wasn't just me. Looked at the pic a few times and thought 'this is gonna be something blindingly obvious so I'm not going to say anything' 7 minutes ago, Xann said: You need to be knowing this shit, Dad Unfortunately, for gentlemen a certain age, they don't associate nitrous oxide with anything hip and decadent, it just reminds them of 1960s dentistry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 It reminds me of Nova GTE's and Renault 5 GT Turbos in Max Power magazine! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted August 23, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2016 I'm missing @CarewsEyebrowDesigner, summer holiday is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted August 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: I'm missing @CarewsEyebrowDesigner, summer holiday is it? He posted a while back that he's taking a break from VT. Something about needing more time to be cynical about things. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: I'm missing @CarewsEyebrowDesigner, summer holiday is it? I think he went off to enlarge himself. Edit: Sorry, I meant 'to broaden his wotsit'*. *Erm, horizons. Edited August 23, 2016 by snowychap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xann Posted August 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 hour ago, MakemineVanilla said: Unfortunately, for gentlemen a certain age, they don't associate nitrous oxide with anything hip and decadent, it just reminds them of 1960s dentistry. I'm generally not an advocate of taking drugs, but on consideration, you should get out there and bang a couple of 'E's. If you do that? I won't let D1 duff you up for grossly overestimating his age Mike misses the heady days of pitching up at the apothecary to score a vial of laudanum for the post Michaelmas Feast party 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Xann said: All the rage here now. Popular with the youth and folks that get drug tested at work. I know places that test at work, but only on Wednesdays and Thursdays! A very strange regime. You must not do drugs, but in case you are, we'll give you until Wednesday to rinse, we also realise some weekends start on Thursday evening, so we won't test on Friday's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 hour ago, dAVe80 said: He posted a while back that he's taking a break from VT. Something about needing more time to be cynical about things. IIRC he started out here in a bright place. Then darkness cloaked his soul. Thinking back, it could have been around the McLeish era. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: I know places that test at work, but only on Wednesdays and Thursdays! A very strange regime. You must not do drugs, but in case you are, we'll give you until Wednesday to rinse, we also realise some weekends start on Thursday evening, so we won't test on Friday's. The obvious aim being to tick a box while avoiding the possibility of actually catching anybody. A sensible compromise with a stupid rule, it sounds to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Does anyone when typing into google ever accidentally type cilla talk? I've done it a few times and it always raises a smile. I know Limpids a busy man but maybe a possible spin off site? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 I just went into a cubicle at work that a bloke had walked out of a minute before. Unusually, the toilet had been flushed, there was no hairs, poo or piss on the seat, no bogeys or poo wiped up the walls and dare I say it, it actually spelt rather pleasant in there. So I can only assume my company have started employing androids and I'll need to destroy him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 33 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I just went into a cubicle at work that a bloke had walked out of a minute before. Unusually, the toilet had been flushed, there was no hairs, poo or piss on the seat, no bogeys or poo wiped up the walls and dare I say it, it actually spelt rather pleasant in there. So I can only assume my company have started employing androids and I'll need to destroy him. Or he popped in there to have a quick knuckle shuffle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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