Paddywhack Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 In 2 hours and 20 minutes I break up from work for 3 weeks to get married on go on my honeymoon and I haven't done a single piece of work since 8 o'clock. It's getting more difficult as the day goes on though, I've already been been for a poo 3 times. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 2, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Paddywhack said: In 2 hours and 20 minutes I break up from work for 3 weeks to get married on go on my honeymoon and I haven't done a single piece of work since 8 o'clock. It's getting more difficult as the day goes on though, I've already been been for a poo 3 times. You can imagine how I was in the run-up to retirement! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted August 2, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2016 18 minutes ago, mjmooney said: You can imagine how I was in the run-up to retirement! yeah but tbf that was more down to your age and incontinence 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: You can imagine how I was in the run-up to retirement! 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: yeah but tbf that was more down to your age and incontinence I imagine as you approach retirement you start getting a little bit racist, just to ease yourself in for when you've gone full pensioner. Nothing too nazi. A bit of tutting at the Lithuanian lad struggling to understand the scanner copier. Constant requests for roast beef dinners in the canteen rather than this lasagne muck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted August 2, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2016 I just want to announce I am going nowhere and will continue to post drivel in off topic about a variety of subjects I know nothing about 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Xela said: I just want to announce I am going nowhere and will continue to post drivel in off topic about a variety of subjects I know nothing about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Xela said: I just want to announce I am going nowhere and will continue to post drivel in off topic about a variety of subjects I know nothing about The 'what's your tipple' and 'good pub' threads wouldn't be the same again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 My contact at one of our clients was just on BBC2 ... They didn't focus on the area where I get involved , arguably the key part .... deprived of my chance at fame , Arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 14 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I imagine as you approach retirement you start getting a little bit racist, just to ease yourself in for when you've gone full pensioner. Nothing too nazi. A bit of tutting at the Lithuanian lad struggling to understand the scanner copier. Constant requests for roast beef dinners in the canteen rather than this lasagne muck. He's in Bradford ... I doubt they even know what pasta is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 3, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 3, 2016 15 hours ago, Xela said: I just want to announce I am going nowhere and will continue to post drivel in off topic about a variety of subjects I know nothing about Ultracrepidarianism FTW ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 On topic is like watching a bi-polar person involved in a car crash in slow motion. It's fascinating. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 8 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: On topic is like watching a bi-polar person involved in a car crash in slow motion. It's fascinating. I have to be in the right frame of mind to venture in there otherwise I can easily lose my shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Funny the way some posters in off topic complain about on topic, as if they're somehow set apart from other posters when posting in there. Not meant as a diss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 It definitely is like two camps, as there are prolific posters in on topic that never venture into off topic and vice versa. There aren't many that venture into both on a regular basis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 3, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 3, 2016 I'd guess that less than 1% of my posts would be in on-topic. I occasionally go in there to find out what's going on but I have little interest in a heated debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I reckon if regular off topic posters posted on, on topic for the day and vice versa, both boards would read pretty similar to how they usually do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 53 minutes ago, Xela said: It definitely is like two camps, as there are prolific posters in on topic that never venture into off topic and vice versa. There aren't many that venture into both on a regular basis I've been in both camps at different times, I'm in a floating phase at the minute but then I'm on VT all the time at right now. It feels like OT has gotten quieter since my last stint? Maybe it's just the time of year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I've got 16 people on my ignore list and none of them post in Off Topic really. It sometimes makes On Topic hard to follow when you can't read half of it so I end up reading the posts anyway and get wound up. All a bit pointless really. Anyway I was watching the news earlier and they had a bit about flossing being bad for your teeth. Does anyone actually floss their teeth? My dentist in all my time has never told me to do it, so I never have, but Americans all seem to do it on telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I had no idea that there was an ignore list. Holy shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I wonder if I'm on anyone's ignore list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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