Jimzk5 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Can't stand him, but its scripted rubbish, that I guess is supposed to make people laugh because of how bad the puns are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywUPr2PStSc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted February 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) The girls on there just sum up this country 'I want someone fun, loving and spontaneous'.. off pop half the lights I think I'm turning into Carew's Eyebrow Designer Edited February 15, 2014 by villarule123 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I ate three packets of crisps in my living room - Prawn Cocktail, Roast Chicken and Smokey Bacon. I left the room to pee and when I came back into the room all I could smell was Roast Chicken. They win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted February 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2014 I ate three packets of crisps in my living room - Prawn Cocktail, Roast Chicken and Smokey Bacon. I left the room to pee and when I came back into the room all I could smell was Roast Chicken. They win! http://www.villatalk.com/index.php/topic/10887-the-boring-thread/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 is anyone else still alive? are you all asleep? I cant just sit here talking to myself all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I'm here. Not going to sleep cause flying soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 STEEEFFFAAAAANNNNN if you were heare right now I would hug you (no charge) and scream your name as loud as I could 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 is anyone else still alive? are you all asleep? I cant just sit here talking to myself all night Yes you can and it'll probably be more entertaining than others trying to be your straight man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 You would think so, it may be amusing to some but when I wake up in the morning I will be thinking what the **** was I banging on about Then I will get sad and take a double barrelled shotgun to my jaw...well I waont do that but you get the picture....I recon it will be all your fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Uh oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 don't worry I'm not in complete melt down mode yet, in fact I'm in quite high spirits for some reasons I have no idea Why though, I just feel quite happy, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Only probelm is that I have just bought a pack of fags and I haven't had one since last saturday ( i'm quitting) I'm only smoking when I am drinking, the only problem is that they taste like shite, I still need them though, even though I am actively disliking them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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snowychap Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 You would think so, it may be amusing to some but when I wake up in the morning I will be thinking what the **** was I banging on about Welcome to the world of the 40 year old drunk! Then I will get sad and take a double barrelled shotgun to my jaw...well I waont do that but you get the picture....I recon it will be all your faultWelcome to the world of the drunk who can't sort out his spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 oh yeah is it normal to have dreams that you are not actually in? I normally keep a record of my dreams but for the past week or so I haven't actually featured in my own dreams, it is mad its like I am just watching other people, there was one dream when I was there but I was actually looking at me from the outside and had no control over what I was doing in my dream and it was like it wasn't me its been like watching a dream version of coronation street, apart from when I could see myself then it was just strange but is that normal? does anyone else have dreams where they don't feature at all? if that makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 oh yeah is it normal to have dreams that you are not actually in? I normally keep a record of my dreams but for the past week or so I haven't actually featured in my own dreams, it is mad its like I am just watching other people, there was one dream when I was there but I was actually looking at me from the outside and had no control over what I was doing in my dream and it was like it wasn't me its been like watching a dream version of coronation street, apart from when I could see myself then it was just strange but is that normal? does anyone else have dreams where they don't feature at all? if that makes sense and the acting was better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I would scribble them down but I don't know if they are proper dreams or not, I recon I could be tapping into some poor words removed head whilst they are asleep and I could be **** with their dreams and that aint on, I mean I love my dreams they make me feel normal but when I'm not in them I dunno I don't wanna impede on some other **** dreams just incase its cross wires and they shouldnt be there and they get stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Do it, mess with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 He dreams in (dutch) blocks, you can't trust his advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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