Designer1 Posted February 27, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, villa4europe said: Googled it, no ones ever done that, not ever blue waffle is still the winner for me I once dropped a blue waffle pic into a mates PowerPoint presentation. I don't think he appreciated it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Probably one for the confessions thread, but I once masturbated to pornography depicting to fully consenting adults in the missionary position.. Crazy 2 minutes that was. hashtagsoftcoreforthewinningoftheinternet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted February 28, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Probably one for the confessions thread, but I once masturbated to pornography depicting to fully consenting adults in the missionary position.. Crazy 2 minutes that was. hashtagsoftcoreforthewinningoftheinternet You disgust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I just caught up on Paddy's-whacking adventures. Wonderful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Probably one for the confessions thread, but I once masturbated lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 18 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Munging is the worst thing I've ever had the misfortune to google. Seriously kids, it's vile. Care to describe it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 This thread has gone very wierd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Dr_Pangloss said: Care to describe it? I couldn't even begin to describe it. If you want to know, you're going to have too earn it, and find out for yourself. As @villa4europe said though, I think it's very much something, someone thought up, but no one has ever actually done. Edit: I hope! Edited February 28, 2017 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Anyone had an episode where someone was eating other people's lunch at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 1, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Anyone had an episode where someone was eating other people's lunch at work? It's happening to my missus right now. Both days this week someone's ate her lunch. It's really petty, but it's the kind of thing that could get you sacked really. It's theft. it's also really weird. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 1, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 1, 2017 I wonder, when these people do it, do they know specifically who they're doing it to, or are they just taking whatever they fancy? It's fairly outrageous behaviour. I'd say it's a level worse than common theft (from a shop) because you know you're doing it to a colleague - and doing someone out of their own meal. I'd love to catch someone doing it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Demitri_C Posted March 1, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: It's happening to my missus right now. Both days this week someone's ate her lunch. It's really petty, but it's the kind of thing that could get you sacked really. It's theft. it's also really weird. Mate its been happening at mine and one of my colleagues did something quite smart. They put cat food in their sandwich every day this week and waited for someone to eat it. Well as you cn imagine the person was throwing up today and is in serious trouble. Serves her right 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 1, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2017 Just now, Demitri_C said: Mate its been happening at mine and one of my colleagues did something quite smart. They put cat food in their sandwich every day this week and waited for someone to eat it. Well as you cn imagine the person was throwing up today and is in serious trouble. Serves her right That's what i told her to do! She gets these salad pot things. So I said just hide a load of shit or something in there and leave it for someone to nick, then when everyone's eating watch for whoever it is that's sick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 1, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 1, 2017 Just now, Stevo985 said: That's what i told her to do! She gets these salad pot things. So I said just hide a load of shit or something in there and leave it for someone to nick, then when everyone's eating watch for whoever it is that's sick Or you could whip her up a batch of secret sauce 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Never experienced that in any workplace. Proper odd that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: That's what i told her to do! She gets these salad pot things. So I said just hide a load of shit or something in there and leave it for someone to nick, then when everyone's eating watch for whoever it is that's sick Haha that's it mate eventually the culprit will be found and she can confront them. Like BOF says what makes people want to do this? I think it's disgusting behaviour and I hope she is throwing up for days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Food dye is the way to go. They'll eat it, it's relatively bland and they won't know they've eaten it, it gives you who dun it straight away. Best added to leaves so it doesn't soak into bread etc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 FWIW, even though they're stealing, if you put food in the fridge that makes someone ill, you're potentially comitting a criminal act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 1, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Davkaus said: FWIW, even though they're stealing, if you put food in the fridge that makes someone ill, you're potentially comitting a criminal act. No-one's suggesting cyanide. But if you eat someone else's food then you've waved the right to quality control. It's not a commercial product and it's not made for public consumption. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 You'd get away with disgusting food you could plausibly be eating yourself. If it's deemed a 'trap' though, you'd be in some trouble. Your 'secret sauce' idea is probably a no too It hasn't been mentioned here, it's just that when this topic comes up people tend to suggest laxatives and stuff, which is definitely a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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