AVFCLaura Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have red shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 3, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have red shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Nooo. To team up with the Lion and the Tin Man on the last page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 3, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2009 I know a saying about red shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 3, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 3, 2009 I know a saying about red shoes."Red shoes, no knickers"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 3, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2009 Oh you know a saying about them too Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 3, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2009 Continuing on from page 6 Kai Rooney berates midwife for failing to add extra womb-time Kai Rooney berates midwife for failing to add extra womb-time Wayne and Coleen Rooney celebrated the birth of their son Kai by watching him viciously berate a midwife for failing to add on enough extra time for him to fully enjoy the womb. Kai Wayne Rooney was born at 2:20pm at Liverpool Women’s Hospital and has already begun to demonstrate the famous Rooney charm. One hospital worker told us, “It was a beautiful moment, he took his first lungful of air and then launched into a foul-mouthed tirade at the delivery nurse.” “He might have been nine days overdue, but he clearly didn’t agree with the decision to pluck him from his mother’s vagina.” “He was even pointing at his wrist - without even knowing what a watch is - so he’s clearly genetically programmed to chastise authority figures at every opportunity, like all Rooneys.” “If ever there was any doubt he was a proper Rooney, then that one expletive-riddled cry certainly removed it.” Family members are said to be delighted at the birth of Kai, who bookies already have at 150-1 to follow in the family footsteps and marry someone more famous than himself before ending up presenting little-watched shows on ITV2. The name Kai has also raised speculation as to whether it has any deeper significance than its Hawaiian origin meaning ‘the sea’. A family spokesperson told us, “Not really. By choosing the three-letter name ‘Kai’, we’re hoping that Wayne will be able to spell it correctly at least half of the time.” “He’s thinking of getting a tattoo, but someone will have to write it down for him or I’m pretty sure he’ll come back with the word ‘Ikea’ inked on his forearm.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have come to the conclusion that this thread is stupid. I thought Off Topic WAS for general chat. If that's the case then we don't need a thread like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I had pork for sunday dinner, and for dinner yesterday. Pork sandwiches today, and tonight I'm having a pork curry. Morale of the story - don't buy too much pork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 3, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 3, 2009 I had pork for sunday dinner, and for dinner yesterday. Pork sandwiches today, and tonight I'm having a pork curry. Morale of the story - don't buy too much pork.Same here. Total porkalypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Well that was alright, didn't have a test in the end. Tons of work to do. Now at work :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 3, 2009 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have come to the conclusion that this thread is stupid. I thought Off Topic WAS for general chat. If that's the case then we don't need a thread like this. I disagree. This is a thread for shit that you want to share but doesn't deserve it's own thread, Otherwise we'd have a thread talking about how much pork Qwpxi... eats and how shit my Audit at work is. This can accumulate all small pointless threads into one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have come to the conclusion that this thread is stupid. I thought Off Topic WAS for general chat. If that's the case then we don't need a thread like this. I disagree. This is a thread for shit that you want to share but doesn't deserve it's own thread, Otherwise we'd have a thread talking about how much pork Qwpxi... eats and how shit my Audit at work is. This can accumulate all small pointless threads into one. This is the sort of Ocean Finance loan thread where we can consolidate all our little threads into one big re-readable thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 3, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2009 Not to mention this thread has made Rob a little bit healthier today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheltenham_villa Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 shortly off for my fourth shit of the day. I wonder what my record is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted November 3, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 3, 2009 I don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Not to mention this thread has made Rob a little bit healthier today Bah Humbug Rob Come play with us x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Not to mention this thread has made Rob a little bit healthier today Bah Humbug Rob Come play with us x Laura, You've told Rob to "Come play with us" and left a kiss. Are you really sure you wanted to do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Errrr, it sounded ok in my head Joe... :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Errrr, it sounded ok in my head Joe... :? You've got to get into the mind of Rob....the deep, dark mind of Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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