Mark Albrighton Posted July 15, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 15, 2019 44 minutes ago, Brumerican said: They have all done it dude. I'm watching a Brooklyn 99 episode with the 2 party formula right now. Oh, I get it. You were lampooning me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Shropshire Lad said: Oh, I get it. You were lampooning me. Not at all . More of a chuckle at repetitive TV tropes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 I'm going to Prague tomorrow for 5 weeks. My 18 month old son, Stiliyan has been sat on my suitcase crying his eyes out so we've both had a cry and a cuddle and realised it's all going to be a bit shit. On the plus side I can buy myself a Dukla Prague away kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: I'm going to Prague tomorrow for 5 weeks. My 18 month old son, Stiliyan has been sat on my suitcase crying his eyes out so we've both had a cry and a cuddle and realised it's all going to be a bit shit. On the plus side I can buy myself a Dukla Prague away kit. But it's not even Christmas yet ! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted July 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) Does anyone ever sleepwalk and piss in random places in their house when really drunk? I've heard of people doing it before but never done it myself, till today! Went to bed at about 5am rather drunk, then apparently got up at 6am, walked into my office, had a piss in a cardboard box whilst all the curtains were open so anyone who was walking past would have seen me. Have absolutely no memory of it though. Edited July 20, 2019 by PieFacE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, PieFacE said: Does anyone ever sleepwalk and piss in random places in their house when really drunk? I've heard of people doing it before but never done it myself, till today! Went to bed at about 5am rather drunk, then apparently got up at 6am, walked into my office, had a piss in a cardboard box whilst all the curtains were open so anyone who was walking past would have seen me. Have absolutely no memory of it though. When I was younger I did it fairly regularly. Once pissed over my brother. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted July 20, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, PieFacE said: Does anyone ever sleepwalk and piss in random places in their house when really drunk? I've heard of people doing it before but never done it myself, till today! Went to bed at about 5am rather drunk, then apparently got up at 6am, walked into my office, had a piss in a cardboard box whilst all the curtains were open so anyone who was walking past would have seen me. Have absolutely no memory of it though. Yep done that before, not for a while though thankfully. But for a short time it happened on a few occasions. Definitely coincided with going into my thirties. These days if I do anything, it’s most likely I’ll find that I’ve fallen asleep on the sofa having failed to make it upstairs. Although I managed to burn myself on the oven while pissed the other week, apparently insisting to an indifferent group that I warm up some samosas and onion bhajis. My memory is also nowhere near as good as it was. I used to be pretty good at remembering specific moments late on into a night. That’s more or less gone now, literally no memory of burning my arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 20, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2019 39 minutes ago, PieFacE said: Does anyone ever sleepwalk and piss in random places in their house when really drunk? I've heard of people doing it before but never done it myself, till today! Went to bed at about 5am rather drunk, then apparently got up at 6am, walked into my office, had a piss in a cardboard box whilst all the curtains were open so anyone who was walking past would have seen me. Have absolutely no memory of it though. I don’t but I can understand how it happens. When I need a piss when I’m asleep I always dream of wandering around a strange place trying to find a toilet. Every time I find one something happens that means I can’t use it, like they’re out of order or occupied or something. So I move on to the next place. If you couple that with sleepwalking I can easily see how it would result in you pissing somewhere random Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 20, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, PieFacE said: Does anyone ever sleepwalk and piss in random places in their house when really drunk? I'm lead to believe I've done it once, long long time ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 2 hours ago, PieFacE said: Does anyone ever sleepwalk and piss in random places in their house when really drunk? My mate did it on a recent lads weekend ... thankfully he pissed out on the balcony rather than all over the hotel room but he has no recollection of it ...his girlfriend confirmed he does have a bit of previous on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: Yep done that before, not for a while though thankfully. But for a short time it happened on a few occasions. Definitely coincided with going into my thirties. These days if I do anything, it’s most likely I’ll find that I’ve fallen asleep on the sofa having failed to make it upstairs. Although I managed to burn myself on the oven while pissed the other week, apparently insisting to an indifferent group that I warm up some samosas and onion bhajis. My memory is also nowhere near as good as it was. I used to be pretty good at remembering specific moments late on into a night. That’s more or less gone now, literally no memory of burning my arm. I fall asleep on the sofa most nights now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Dont think I've ever fell asleep on the sofa. If I feel tired i go to bed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted July 21, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 21, 2019 15 hours ago, PieFacE said: Does anyone ever sleepwalk and piss in random places in their house when really drunk? I've heard of people doing it before but never done it myself, till today! Went to bed at about 5am rather drunk, then apparently got up at 6am, walked into my office, had a piss in a cardboard box whilst all the curtains were open so anyone who was walking past would have seen me. Have absolutely no memory of it though. A mate of mine went to bed pissed - in the middle of the night he got out of bed, walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge door and peed into every nook and cranny. Closed the door and walked back to bed. He had zero recollection in the morning however his girlfriend was livid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 The heat index in Portland Maine is at 100F right now. I really dont want to leave my air conditioned apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 It says this thread was started by @Stevo985 but wasnt it Laura? I'm sure she started it (before her Brits meltdown). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 21, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Genie said: It says this thread was started by @Stevo985 but wasnt it Laura? I'm sure she started it (before her Brits meltdown). I noticed this myself and questioned it a few pages ago. I think I started a different thread that got merged into this one so it’s ended up with me as the creator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 22, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Stevo985 said: I noticed this myself and questioned it a few pages ago. I think I started a different thread that got merged into this one so it’s ended up with me as the creator. Is the correct answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted July 22, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Xann said: Temperatures like that'll mean you could put an egg in your pocket and get on the Northern line and have it nicely boiled when you got off at your stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 im looking at 39, 41, 37 Wednesday, Thursday, Friday got football training in 39 degree heat Wednesday after work, not looking forward to that was the same about 3 weeks ago, it really is unpleasant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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