Awol Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Don't listen to all the bollocks about shoving things down your japs eye, it's all pain free and over in minutes :shock: The GU nurse obviously took a dislike to me then. Not an experience I'd like to repeat, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa_Rosa Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Don't listen to all the bollocks about shoving things down your japs eye, it's all pain free and over in minutes :shock: The GU nurse obviously took a dislike to me then. Not an experience I'd like to repeat, ever. Me too. Stung a bit I can tell you. I was clean btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Ah stop being a bunch of ladies, it's no worse than going for a big dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 it's no worse than going for a big dump. Strangely, I always feel a sense of well being and satisfaction after a serious jobbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heystally! Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Ah stop being a bunch of ladies, it's no worse than going for a big dump. Nah it's more painful than that. Not excruciating, but definitely a bit of a sting. The thing I found amusing was I was asked whether it hurt to pee, then I was swabbed, then asked for a urine sample, at which point giving the sample was painful! Did my doctor give me an STD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 Having them stick an over sized Qtip down your urethra is like taking a huge dump? What you been eating? It stings, it's uncomfortable, but it's over in seconds. Well worth it no doubt but to compare it to taking a dump, you're crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si. Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Yeah thought so, just need to find where the clinic is. There's one at Heartlands. Website for you Seriously mate, worth checking out. A friend of mine is infertile because of an STD. Don't listen to all the bollocks about shoving things down your japs eye, it's all pain free and over in minutes. The guys and galls there are experienced in this sort of thing so no need to be embarrassed. Cheers for info pal, gonna go down my local clinic next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Why would anybody have an STD these days? With mobile phones and digital networks STD is so 20th century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa_Rosa Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Having them stick an over sized Qtip down your urethra is like taking a huge dump? What you been eating? You're right, it was over in seconds, but for those couple of seconds it felt like she'd put not only Q Tip, but the rest of A Tribe Called Quest down there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf_stewart Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I've been on the receiving end of the old umbrella down the japseye before; but I hear that's a thing of the past now? Apparently they now use a Gladiators-sized 'Duel' cotton bud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballybunion_Ice Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Only twice, both times were worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 were a good bunch aint we!! Come on villa talk.....lets talk about your sexual health!! i bet the blue nose lot couldn't do this!! I mean they're all inbred , so does it really count if you get a disease of ya family i mean you share dna so why not aids!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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