LondonLax Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I think you guys are overestimating the T-Rex. They were pretty big but not THAT big. I think a half dozen polar bears wouldn't have to much trouble, one would get a good couple of bites on it's leg and the T-Rex would be ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 How many T-Rexes would it take to kill a Spinosaurus, largest dinosaur on record, it would take alot more bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant(aka_eddy) Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Perhaps it would only take Dani Behr and a polar bear. The polar bear would set her up as a honey trap and the T-rex would undoubtedly fall in love with her and they'd start a highly publicised relationship. Her inevitable infidelity with a Premiership footballer would lead to the T-Rex ripiing her to pieces before taking his own life by throwing himself onto the upraised claw of the polar bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 Here is some food for thought. Its generally accepted that dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid hitting earth. Personally I think that theory is bullshit. I propose that dinosaurs (and especially the T Rex) were made extinct by angry bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissmith921 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Thats a huge theory there - I would like to subscribe to that. Provided someone can prove the ratio of bears to t-rexs, we can know the answer to this riddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 14, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2009 Bears are solid and a T-rex can't play the piano.I think Marc Bolan could bang out a few chords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 perhaps bears are not from this world and were originally riding on the back of the asteroid which hit the earth leading to the extinction of the dinosaurs and the birth of alien bears on this planet as we know it, i would also like to know what came first the bear or the egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 Bears are solid and a T-rex can't play the piano.I think Marc Bolan could bang out a few chords. And just like George of the Jungle, he should have watched out for that tree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I would use the one bear and go for the score draw. Taken to 30,000 ft and dropped, admittedly with a great deal of precision I believe a single bear at terminal velocity would do sufficient damage to finish off a T-rex. For the win I would include a second bear who has a simple not getting eaten until impact time brief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I would use the one bear and go for the score draw. Taken to 30,000 ft and dropped, admittedly with a great deal of precision I believe a single bear at terminal velocity would do sufficient damage to finish off a T-rex. For the win I would include a second bear who has a simple not getting eaten until impact time brief. I like your thinking, but the chances aren't that big. better off with 30,000 bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kkr Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 there isnt much difference between a pack of bears and a velociraptors imo, both would dismantle a t-rex in numbers If you believe the lying films then yes maybe. Raptor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 14, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2009 I reckon that Brian Urlacher could take a T-Rex... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 FWIW I just don't get how they can conclude a T-REX had the running style it had. Just look at this picture; How can it keep balance? It's quite clear that 70%+ of its mass is leaning forward. No wonder they are extinct. A single bear would push that dino face down. Answer: 1 Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 there isnt much difference between a pack of bears and a velociraptors imo, both would dismantle a t-rex in numbers If you believe the lying films then yes maybe. Raptor The Velociraptors in the Jurassic Park movies were actually Deinonychus. They changed the name from memory, I think partly because it sounded cooler and partly because the Velociraptor had just been discovered around the same time and was causing a lot of excitement. Deinonychus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 look at the size of it's hammys though, those puppies could keep up Ironbridge let alone 70% of it's weight That picture does look odd though, he was clearly the dinosaur that got the mick taken out of him at sports day for "running a bit special". Had a kid at our school who ran at a slight angle, i.e. running forward but actually looking slightly to the right.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kkr Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 there isnt much difference between a pack of bears and a velociraptors imo, both would dismantle a t-rex in numbers If you believe the lying films then yes maybe. Raptor The Velociraptors in the Jurassic Park movies were actually Deinonychus. They changed the name from memory, I think partly because it sounded cooler and partly because the Velociraptor had just been discovered around the same time and was causing a lot of excitement. Deinonychus Yes true, but they were quite large even for Deinonychus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBear Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 The answer's 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 You can't just use any old bears for this job, you need specialist bears. My squad would be: Yogi Bear - tactical planning (he's smarter than the average bear) Rupert Bear - technical officer (he's always **** about with time machines and stuff) Paddington Bear - catering officer (supplying the team with marmalade sandwiches) Fozzie Bear (entertainments officer) Sooty (bandmaster - on the organ) Winnie the Pooh - (can't find much use for him to be honest, but he insisted on joining in) Pedo Bear (he'd deal with the T. Rex's kids) and a whole bunch of Care Bears as cannon fodder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 The answer's 6. The bear has spoken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 14, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2009 Incredible the speed at which this thread got to eight pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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