Stevo985 Posted May 14, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2009 In a serious answer to the question, it would all depend on how intelligent the bears were together. 6 bears working as a unit would probably win. But 6 bears in an every man for himself attack would get their ass beaten down. Also, you have to consider fear. If the bears are scared shitless then they'd probably act like pussies and die. But if they were bloodthirsty fearless maniacs they'd stand a better chance. Same goes for the boxers vs polar bears. You'd assume being human they could workk as a team effectively. But they'd be trying to fight a polar bear, and again, are human. I'm pretty sure they'd be pissing their pants in fear (Iknow I would) and wouldn't be as effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant(aka_eddy) Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Only 4 i reckon. The problem with the T Rex is that it has those rubbish little spazzy arms that are next to useless. Its main weapn is the mouth which is excellent at munching up individual victims. but bobbins when it would come to a group. Bears also have a trump card in that they are very hairy and may make for an unpleasant snack. 4 of them working together could attack and go for the belly and then the throat. One or two would undoubetdly get munched but those spazzy t-rex arms couldnt prevent bears from slicing it up good and proper whilst the mouth is distracted by a fuzzy treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 there isnt much difference between a pack of bears and a velociraptors imo, both would dismantle a t-rex in numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 14, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'd say there was a fair difference. Velociraptors are ridiculously quick and hunt in packs, two things that would be a very big advantage against a T-Rex. Bears aren't that fast and aren't known for pack hunting as far as I know. Vlociraptors would beat bears I reckon. Clever Girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted May 14, 2009 Moderator Share Posted May 14, 2009 I don't think Bears would go for the T-Rex personally. Are we assuming both the T-Rex and Bears are bloody thirsty and just fight it out to the death, regardless of temperament etc. If you dropped the bears in with the T-Rex I'd fancy the Bears to be picked off individually and cower away from the much larger and more powerful T-Rex. As far as I'm aware Bears don't generally stick together much do they, so teamwork might be a problem. I think if we're talking taking a T-Rex down we're looking at the likes of elephants and rinos IMO. Look. We are trying to have a serious conversation about how many bears it would take to kill a T Rex here. we don't need to hear this crazy talk about the bears running off scared or rhinos being more suited for a fight to the death against dinosaurs thank you very much. I went for 7 too, so long as they worked together though. That said Pompey has a point I reckon Tigers would kick a T-rex's ass as they DO work together, but it would take about a dozen of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissmith921 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 My theory is you could do it with 5 Polar Bears. Maybe you would want 7 bears in your team in case the first part of the plan goes tits up. You would need at least one bear to sacrifice, it could rush the T Rex and get eaten, but while its getting eaten your other bears would flank the T Rex and push it over. I think 4 bears could push a T Rex over, bears are pretty strong. Especially if the bears are pissed off at seeing their mate die. Once the T Rex is on the deck then I dont think it would be much of a fight. Though the backup of having 7 bears so you could send at least two suicide bears to the T Rex head on might be a better idea. What if that first bear wasnt their mate? Sort of a outsider bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecraft Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 One bear - to park a purple mini in the vicinity of an oak tree, then run and hide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Clever Girl... lmao i had the image of Patrick Muldoon getting owned by a raptor then, all he needed was an elephant gun to carry off the cad hunter image perfectly but instead he used a SPAS shotgun the noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant(aka_eddy) Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I found this similar thread and am a bit worried that the T-Rex has skin tougher than an elephants and is 1-2 inches thick. This new info throws my whole belly based bear attack formation in doubt. I think i may have inadvertently sent 4 bears to their doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 T-Rex has skin tougher than an elephants and is 1-2 inches thick. im sure that wouldnt matter, ive seen bears firing anti tank rifles loaded with uranium tipped incendiary rounds. The T-Rex wouldnt stand a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 I found this similar thread and am a bit worried that the T-Rex has skin tougher than an elephants and is 1-2 inches thick. This new info throws my whole belly based bear attack formation in doubt. I think i may have inadvertently sent 4 bears to their doom. Dont be so sure, a bear has phenomenal punching power, a lion can only bite and scratch. A bear would totally kick a lions ass in a 1 on 1, and I think a bear has the power to injure a T Rex's legs too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 It depends if they Bears wouldn't be scared of the T-Rex, If we are saying that Bears WOULD attack the T-Rex regardless of the fact it's way bigger, more powerful and no doubt a large portion of the pack would die, then I reckon about 25-30 bears would do it. 50% of them would get Nommed, but the T-Rex would fall eventually. I just don't think the Bears are nimble enough to avoid it's wrath. Thinking back to the Raptors in Jurrasic Park, they were so fast and had huge tallons to dig in and hold onto the animal. I would probably think 20 - 35 lepoards might do it as they are fast enough to avoid being eaten. maybe only 10 Comodo dragons as they have poisonous bites? the T-Rex would die eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 14, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2009 Now I've just got an image of a bear walking up to a T-Rex and punching it square in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant(aka_eddy) Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've also heard that bears have beautiful voices and can bring a t-rex to tears with a melancholy rendition of unchained melody. Should 4 or more bears perform this song as a quartet, they are sure to put the t-rex in a suicidal state where he will bite off his own arms and legs and lie down to die. (At this point lying down isnt optional anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 14, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2009 Bears dont smoke fags. If they smoke, they smoke pipes.This is true. And I have evidence - bottom right picture: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant(aka_eddy) Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 then I reckon about 25-30 bears would do it. 50% of them would get Nommed. I love that word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant(aka_eddy) Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Bears dont smoke fags. If they smoke, they smoke pipes.This is true. And I have evidence - bottom right picture: Ah but thats not a pipe, that's a semi un-furled black liquorice curl... Bears love liquorice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Prehistoric Bear, I reckon 50 of them would bring the bastard down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 14, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2009 You can't just use any old bears for this job, you need specialist bears. My squad would be: Yogi Bear - tactical planning (he's smarter than the average bear) Rupert Bear - technical officer (he's always **** about with time machines and stuff) Paddington Bear - catering officer (supplying the team with marmalade sandwiches) Fozzie Bear (entertainments officer) Sooty (bandmaster - on the organ) Winnie the Pooh - (can't find much use for him to be honest, but he insisted on joining in) Pedo Bear (he'd deal with the T. Rex's kids) and a whole bunch of Care Bears as cannon fodder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 Sooty (bandmaster - on the organ) I think Sooty could take a T Rex on his own. Sooty knows magic, he would turn the T Rex into a slug and then put some salt on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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