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James Milner - little known facts

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Every day a team of northern midgets scale James Milner to mine his precious coal reserves. The coal formed from Bovril stains in his teeth, hair and flat cap laid down in the 19th Century, and has been powering Scunthorpe for 76 years...

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At the age of 3 James Milner became the youngest ever winner of the Paris-Dakar Rally

using a coal wagon.

What made it even more remarkable was the fact that he broke down just yards from the start and had to push the wagon to the finish.

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James Milner went to school in Horsforth (home of my running club) and played for my local village team, Rawdon.

Oh, sorry, the above is ACTUALLY true.

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James Milner's favourite TV show is Cagney & Lacey.

Indeed, such is James's devotion to the US cop series that when he was at Newcastle he would swim the Tyne daily in tribute to one of the stars of the show.

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When being used as substitute James Milner is chained to the bench to prevent him wearing a trench into the sidelines through his warm up runs.

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James Milner was 10 yards from the finish of the London Marathon when he realised he'd left his flat cap at the start. Not wanting to finish without his customary head gear James sprinted back to the start and completed the race in full

and still won.

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James Milner is overdue his service by 200,000 miles but STILL KEEPS ON RUNNING, Volkswagon have now apparently tabled a bid of 75 million pounds to take him away from Villa Park to be used as a crash test dummy in their research lab in Hamburg

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The Earth doesn't revolve around the Sun. The Earth revolves around James Milner.

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Lennon/McCartney is an anagram for James Milner.

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