VillanousOne 3,228 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner invented the paperclip and the non stick spatula James Milner once made Chuck Norris cry just by smiling at his pet tortoise James Milner sweats pure activia bio youghurt on the fifth solstice James Milner will revert to the form of a wounded snow leopard on a sacred quest for the perfect bacon maize snack, the frazzle of destiny. James Milner is so fast on the wing he once nutmegged himself and sold himself a dummy which he then went back in time and gave the dummy to himself as a four year old child James Milner is also a language spoken by ancient mayans and some Belgians. Link to post Share on other sites
VillanousOne 3,228 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 if you type James Milner into google backwards and press search, you will go the BBC Gardeners World home page. Link to post Share on other sites
paddy 3 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 This 'snow' storm we've been having was actually caused by James Milner ripping up cushions and the stuffing flying everywhere. "But that would take millions of cushions" I hear you cry. It did. James Milner HATES cushions. Link to post Share on other sites
Gingerlad 5 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner was once involved in a scuffle outside a public house. 3 men tried to attack him. He mananged to miss the first man but then give the 2nd and 3rd a right good pasting. He never beats the first man. Link to post Share on other sites
roger_moore 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 james Milners favourite food is dominoes smeared in olive oil on a crispy ciabbata Link to post Share on other sites
roger_moore 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner did actually throw a real kitchen sink against Wigan on Saturday Link to post Share on other sites
Trajan 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner has now directed a record 347 episodes of Emmerdale. Link to post Share on other sites
TwistedLogic 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 james milner quite likes watching murder, she wrote on a quiet sunday afternoon. Link to post Share on other sites
paddy 3 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner used to play Mr T in The A Team. Link to post Share on other sites
roger_moore 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner collects bob the builder videos and shows them daily to his 14 baby rhinos Link to post Share on other sites
TwistedLogic 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 as a part time job, james milner also plays dot branning in the soap EastEnders. Link to post Share on other sites
roger_moore 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner still gets into the boot of his car, before being rminded he needs to drive. James Milner delivers bread on his way to Bodymoor heath and he also eats raw onions for lunch Link to post Share on other sites
TwistedLogic 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 james milner enjoys a swift glass of water each morning before his shift as a cement mixer. Link to post Share on other sites
OutByEaster? 18,012 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner sometimes goes to shops just to scowl at the labour saving devices. Link to post Share on other sites
juantastic9 1 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner powers all lighting in and around Villa park by using his own cycle-generator at half time. Link to post Share on other sites
Cizzler 283 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner once killed two stones, with one bird Link to post Share on other sites
paddy 3 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 When James Milner swallows swords he doesn't suppress his gag reflex, he's just **** hard. Link to post Share on other sites
TwistedLogic 0 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 james milner likes to party, he likes, he likes to party. Link to post Share on other sites
VillanousOne 3,228 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner once mannipulated the entire space time continium in a failed attempt to look older when buying beer from Budgens, sadly they still thought he was 14 even though he is now aged 104. Link to post Share on other sites
VillanousOne 3,228 Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 When Superted says his super special magic word that allows him to become Superted he actually just says 'James Milner' Milner was raised exclusively on Iams. Link to post Share on other sites
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