DeadlyDirk 239 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner trained Chuck Norris, but Norris will never be as hard as him.... Link to post Share on other sites
Trajan 0 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner played saxaphone on Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street. Link to post Share on other sites
Holtender_in_Sky 0 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner can run the 100metres backwards in 8.35 seconds whilst flicking the V's at Usain Bolt Link to post Share on other sites
Trajan 0 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 James Milner invented Stilton cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
rjshare 0 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 dont ever sell james milner, he doesnt like that. being sold makes him angry. any club that ever sells him gets immediately cursed and falls from the footballing hierarchy into financial meltdown, relegation and finally oblivion Link to post Share on other sites
lexicon 5,133 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Player of the season next year, I reckon. He is getting really good. Link to post Share on other sites
Trajan 0 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner is Honorary Life Vice-President of the Official Federation of International Betty Turpin/Willams Fan Clubs. Link to post Share on other sites
TJVilla 28 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 1) James Milner knows all the numbers in existence 2) James Milner was born fully grown down a mine in Yorkshire where he was raised on Yorkshire puddings instead of breast milk 3) James Milner doesn't need teeth 4) James Milner invented gravity 5) James Milner redisnged the United States economy after the Wall Street crash in the 1920's 6) James Milner is not to blame for Global Wrming 7) James Milner has a pet Tazmanian Devil called 'James Milner' 8) James Milner eats chalk 9) James Milners boots are made of wood 10) James Milner once ran up and down Mount Rushmore as part of pre-season training Link to post Share on other sites
TreeVillan 1,000 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner hates people replacing his name with chuck norris in many quotes. I think I f'd this joke up. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackpotForeigner 2,603 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner hates people replacing his name with chuck norris in many quotes. James Milner hates people telling other people what he hates. Oh. Ooops. Link to post Share on other sites
Trajan 0 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner hates California, saying that it's cold and it's damp. Link to post Share on other sites
PompeyVillan 3,029 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner first came to prominence as the trainer of the many dog stars in the American TV series 'Lassie'. Link to post Share on other sites
Trajan 0 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner resigned as the executive producer of Home & Away when the original Pippa was replaced. Link to post Share on other sites
V111A 1 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner made Michael Jacksons coffin out of his scrap gold... Link to post Share on other sites
PompeyVillan 3,029 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner spent his formative years travelling France with the Lumière brothers exhibitioning the newly invented "Cinomatograph". Link to post Share on other sites
Qwpzxjor1 518 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner wrote all the Chuck Norris facts. Chuck Norris tried writing James Milner facts but subsequently melted. Link to post Share on other sites
TreeVillan 1,000 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 James Milner thinks jokes about dwarves and people with down syndrome are neither big nor clever. Link to post Share on other sites
villavipers 0 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Freddy Krueger has nightmares about James Milner. Link to post Share on other sites
Trajan 0 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 James Milner co-wrote the Bernard Cribbins classic 'Right Said Fred'. Link to post Share on other sites
PompeyVillan 3,029 Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 James Milner was initially selected to play Billy Elliot in the 2000 film of the same name, but declined to role to concentrate on completing his special edition Star Wars Tazos collection. Despite this he is yet to find Boba Fett, the only Tazo missing from his collection. Link to post Share on other sites
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