Gompedyret Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Jimmy Milner invented the letter B so he could name it bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 ...James Milner invented the alphabet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svilenrussev Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner has decided to sell his sweat.So the drink Red Bull was born :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villafan306 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner will win the Six Nations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner is the Lindbergh baby. Born into luxury and fame, James turned his nose up at the lavish lifestyle of his parents and at the age of 20 months put his favorite flat hat snuggly on his head packed his possessions into a pillow case which he slung over his shoulder attached to a stick and treked deep into the amazon rainforrest where he destroyed a tribe of cannibals before digging the worlds deepest amber mine, just for the hell of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner is the Lindbergh baby. Born into luxury and fame, James turned his nose up at the lavish lifestyle of his parents and at the age of 20 months put his favorite flat hat snuggly on his head packed his possessions into a pillow case which he slung over his shoulder attached to a stick and treked deep into the amazon rainforrest where he destroyed a tribe of cannibals before digging the worlds deepest amber mine, just for the hell of it. Hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markeefc Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner was asked to play the role of Mr Blonde in Reservoir Dogs, but thought cutting the ear off a copper before trying to set him alight wasn't hard enough!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laursen1977 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 The Godfather said he'd make Milner an offer he couldn't refuse, but Milner refused it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner has re-instated Antonio Margarito's boxing license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StroudVilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner brought every man from 633 Squadron home, alive and well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 in the film Close Encounters of the Third Kind there are dead sheep and cows scattered across the countryside, due to animal rights issues they were actually all trained to play dead by James Milner James's only payment was a large rock sculpted out of mashed potato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StroudVilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner drinks Carling Black Label Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 The longest boxing match ever fought took place in New Orleans on Apr. 6, 1893. The match was between Andy Bowen and Jack Burke, both of whom claimed the lightweight title after the reigning champ, Jack McAuliffe, retired. When the bell sounded for the 111th round, more than seven hours into the fight, both fighters, dazed and weary, gave up and did not come out of their corners. Meanwhile over a thousand miles north on ice covered Ellesmere Island Canada James Milner was busy fighting the Eskimo King Unnavasalet and his pack of man eating polar bears. Had this blood bath been organised as a boxing match it would have been recorded for the history books as being 23 hours long. That's 460 rounds. Milner won with ease having defeated the king and his tribe while smacking around every polar bear in the region. Since then Milner has been worshiped as a god by both Eskimo and polar bear alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFoSho Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner has walked from Ilkley moor to the summit of Everest bar t'at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooh-Ah Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 James Milner was the Übermensch what Nietzsche was on about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 When someone says 'I can't remember it ever being this wet/cold/hot/dry... it's because James Milner has wiped their memory and replaced it with the mental image of a jack in the box holding a postcard from Portugal. Ask him why and he'll just shake his head and go back to his allotment. The mystery continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted February 11, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner's uncle is THE Tom Cobbley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner is Kaiser Sose (SP?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 James Milner once ate a whole coconut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 by the way someone needs to put this thread up for thread of the year by the way, on any site brilliant stuff from all contributors, I am sure our Yorkshire hero is pissing himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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