lapal_fan Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner shares 99.645% of his DNA with a cardboard box the other 0.355% consists of trace elements such as Pantene, bran flakes, birch tree, ostrich and syphilis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Milner was raised exclusively on Iams. By wolves. The animals, not the football club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 james milner started in Toy Story. he was the bed that woody and buzz sat on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner actually is one of the Four Yorkshiremen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norton65ca Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 This thread is the best thread I have ever seen on VT in the three years I have been hanging around, some absolute gems on here. Totally silly, but lmao... cheers, Gary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner invented Worthers Origional. He secretes a droplet of sweat into every sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner thinks underpants are for wimps James Milner can pave your driveway using just a suggestion. James Milner can bake bread telepathically. James Milner is so old that he once out stared Hitler. The moon doesn't orbit the Earth, it orbits James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner's milkshake really does bring all the boys to the yard. He's got 99 problems but a pitch aint one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner can impregnate women from 50 yards. Hell, he could impregnate men if he really wanted to. (He doesn't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulMcgrathsknees Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner introduced the phrase "bandy legs" to the Wild West. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner taught Brazilian wing wizard Garrincha how to dribble, won the 100 years war with a single kick of his right boot and invented the internet all in the same day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkoltrane Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner goes to the shipyard every morning... throws steel girders up to the platform... runs up... catches them... rivets them with his teeth... refreshes himself with a steaming mug of 20/50 engine oil. Then he starts his shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 jams milner secret enjoys the work of musical legends Steps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Every time James Milner ejaculates, 100 African babies die, 467 Yorkshiremen involuntarily utter the words "By 'eck" and a star goes nova. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner played Michael Jackson in the video for Thriller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner is your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milners Younger brother is a dolphin named 'Zebeddy boing boing prince' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 james milner is also the lead singer in texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 james milner was a traffic light in 'Babes pig in the city' - he was a bit green at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 james milner loves eating rope straight from the warehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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