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So as not to clog up the serious election threads with any more silliness... 

Nominations are open for party spokespersons with the following portfolios: 

Party Leader & Deputy Leader 

Chancellor of the Exchequer 

Home Secretary 

Environment 

Sports 

Culture, Music and the Arts 

(etc. - you make 'em up) 

And we'll need a manifesto. 

 

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1 minute ago, bannedfromHandV said:

For the manifesto:

All blues supporters have to pay an extra 10% moron tax 

Motion carried without opposition. 

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1 minute ago, bannedfromHandV said:

For the manifesto:

All blues supporters have to pay an extra 10% moron tax 

does that mean we all have to pay a moron tax, if blues supporters are having to pay an extra 10%?

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For the manifesto:

If Villa go 2 goals up, the game ends immediately with a Villa win - as I've said before I've still got PTSD from the Villa Man Utd in 2002

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I can see splitters and factions warming up already. 

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30 minutes ago, bielesibub said:

does that mean we all have to pay a moron tax, if blues supporters are having to pay an extra 10%?

Only if you’re a moron, obvs 

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Turn Chelmsley Wood into a concentration Camp for the knuckledraggeratti and repurpose the Rwanda deal for overflow purposes

 

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11 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

Only if you’re a moron, obvs 

oh definitely, therefore I am 110% behind your manifesto suggestion then, if it means less money for me it mean even less money for them... winner, winner, chicken dinner 

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Just now, Stevo985 said:

I’d like to put myself forward as Minister for Wallets

Well you were never getting the sock portfolio :D 

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3 minutes ago, bickster said:

Well you were never getting the sock portfolio :D 

1 minute that took, and it’s exactly what I expected 

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3 minutes ago, Stevo985 said:

1 minute that took, and it’s exactly what I expected 

You have the gift :D 

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8 minutes ago, bickster said:

You have the gift :D 

If this was the Tory party I’d be extremely qualified for the sock minister position 

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18 minutes ago, Stevo985 said:

I’d like to put myself forward as Minister for Wallets

Seconded. Carried. 

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I’m just leader of this political party’s supporter group

MAVGA - Make Aston Villa Great Again

Need some conspiracy theories to start off

* We won last seasons title very bigly 

* Our average home crowd is over 100,000 per game

 

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