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Think of Alan Partridge at the table where he’s frantically trying to think of tv shows by mashing different things together.

Imagine trying to think of footballers who could be involved with such ridiculous tv shows.

the Punnier the better, the crazier the better. 
 

Each needs to include (in order)

title

Synopsis

Proposed tv channel 

 

heres some examples of my crazy idea:

Mueller Rice,

Gert and Declan meet the makers of the world renowned dessert and take a tour of the factory located in Willenhall. 

Discovery Channel, Wed 7:30pm

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West on West

The West family murders still shake Cheltenham to this day. We find out how the family of those effected are coping in 2019, through the eyes of Taribo West
 

Channel 5 Mon 22:00

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Claridges

After a difficult Time post recession , the luxury five star hotel gets an unlikely backer and new owner... but can Steve Claridge turn around the household name once more?

BBC1, Sun 7pm

 

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Deli Ally

Dele Ali takes on a street food cultural tour of the Indian city of Delhi and experiencing the highs and lows of living in the sprawling urban mass. 

Saturday, ITV 1, 8pm
 

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Juan flew over the Cocu’ nests

Juan Pablo Angel takes a microlite view of Philip Cocu various properties and talks to the footballer about the transition from footballer to property mogul. 

Wednesdays, on Channel 5, 7:30pm

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Ex french international striker with a love for medieval warfare leads a group of volunteers to recreate one of the greatest engineering feats of the Roman Empire.

David’s Trebuchet, Channel 4, 8pm

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One Size Fitz Hall

The Ex Crystal Palace and Southampton defender investigates the dark and secretive world of glove making.

BBC2 8pm

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15 minutes ago, Genie said:

One Size Fitz Hall

The Ex Crystal Palace and Southampton defender investigates the dark and secretive world of glove making.

Haha that’s very good

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7 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

Puncheon Judy 

Jason Puncheon and Judy Finnegan sit in front of a live studio audience and try and reunite beach huts with their owners. 

Richard Madeley, whilst not on the show, is depicted in black and white on huge canvasses behind them. Each week his head is photoshopped onto a different animal.

Sky Arts, 7pm

 

 

See the Sky Arts makes that even better. Presumably Thursdays?

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It’s curry week on the Food Network channel and some former Aston Villa players have popped in to cook us some of their favourite dishes, but with a twist. We have on the menu tonight……..

Moustapha Saagaloo, Chicken Guzan, Lamb Bouma, Jores Pakora

More former players to come next week with more exciting dishes.

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Mings Mingers 
Tyrone Mings rates various WAG’s, with caustic wit and charm alongside northern comedian Keith Lemon. Guest appearance from John Terry. 

ITV3 Saturday 10pm

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2 minutes ago, Designer1 said:

Dan's Pet Rescue

The former Chelsea fullback travels around in a chopper finding lost domesticated animals in peril.

CH5 Saturday 5am.

 

 

 

Oh the pun level is elite on this one

 

100% channel five material

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Ex Georgian and Newcastle professional tackles the grim truths of a drug gang pushing their product via the cities churches, co presented with Ross Kemp.

Ket-Spires

Discovery Channel, Tuesdays at 8pm. 

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CTRL ALT De Laet. 
 

Twice capped Belgian international teaches you how to fix computers. 

Sounds like one of the GCSE bitesize shows I had to record at 3am on the bbc

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Jimmy Floyd Hassles Banks

Paying too much for your overdraft? Current account interest rate appallingy low?

Join the former Leeds and Chelsea goal machine as he and his crack team of bothersome legal eagles call up and then intimidate your local branches into better service.

Horror Channel 11.10pm most Sundays.

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Metropolitan Pulis. 
 

Following his sacking from Sheffield Wednesday, Tony finds a new job and discovers how hard it is for a Bobby on the beat on the streets of London.  

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Jimmy Floyd Hassles Banks

Paying too much for your overdraft? Current account interest rate appallingy low?

Join the former Leeds and Chelsea goal machine as he and his crack team of bothersome legal eagles call up and then intimidate your local branches into better service.

Horror Channel 11.10pm most Sundays.

That’s for Martin Lewis Money Show written all over it. Full BBC1 prime time

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Kneel with Warnock 

Neil Warnock talks to prominent members of the Black Lives Matter movement, to better understand  discrimination faced by black people. 

Vice TV, new episode every Thursday. 

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