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I think Smith is too cautious to play 3 CB and have Cash and Targett as wingbacks. Particularly for the first game I think he will play a formation the players are used to and will start with as many of last year's players a possible. I expect the usual back 4. Nakamba and McGinn in the middle and El Ghazi to start. Fitness will determine if Buendia and Watkins start and I expect to see Traore start on the right.

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very excited to see the formation and line up for saturday. at some points over the last few years the line up was painfully predictable based on us simply choosing our 11 least rubbish players. The concept of having options, and the challenge of trying to keep a squad of talented players rotated and happy is such an un-villa like problem to have!

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Scared that we'll be without too many key players up front.  it's possible that all of Buendia, Watkins, and Bailey will be out and we'll have to rely on an unfit Traore and a frustrating El Ghazi to make things happen for Ings up top.  Hopefully Ashley Young will get some minutes and score against his boyhood club for us.  

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Found one, from May 2004 I think -

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Ladies and gentlemen, Sunday brings about this season’s final visit to London, Britain’s most carcinogenic tourist attraction. We’ve not had much success darn sarf in 2004/5, but get ready to roll out the barrah tomorrow because with Tottingham Snotspurts as our hosts, 3 points are guaranteed.

Whilst in London, take advantage of the early kick off to spend the afternoon having a look round some of the second city’s places of interest. Albert Square, for instance, would be an excellent starting point- particularly as the local residents have a lot in common with the fans of this week’s opposition.

They’re a miserable bunch, Spuds fans, and with good reason. Despite signing somewhere in the region of 20 (twenty) players in the last two years, the club are still only the third best in their home city. That makes them the London equivalent of West Bromwich Albion. They do manage to include several celebrities amongst their pathetically populated fan base, though - most notably the annoying, hairy faced piano botherers Chas and Dave.

But it wouldn’t be fair to say that the supporters of the Premier League’s only team with a chicken on its badge are purely miserable. They are also hopelessly deluded. Visitors to pubs around Shite Fart Lane can expect to be bored to tears with tales of what a big club the two-time league title winning (including as recently as 1961!) Spurts are. Apparently, they’re ahead of the other clubs in the chasing pack as they are investing in youth. Not before time though, as the members of their last FA Youth Cup winning side have nearly all retired.

Let’s not take anything away from this revolutionary initiative, however, as the likes of Mbulelo Mabizela, Callum Davenport and the previously good Andy Reid have brought some much needed humour to the Premier League with their woeful performances. They’re not alone in the ranks of shocking Spurts players past and present, either. Not many teams can list such poor players as Mitchell Thomas, Erik Thorstvedt and former bluenose Jose Dominguez in their hall of fame. And let’s not forget the man who scored the winning goal in the 1987 FA Cup final, the “big boned” Gary Mabbutt. The best player never to get 50 caps for England if you believe the taxi driving season ticket holders at the Lane. Yep. Him and Jason Lee.

Speaking of big boned, let’s take a moment to consider the Spods coach, Martin Jol……. That’s enough. You’ll have nightmares. Not that his baby-eater features stop him from being idolised by the fools in white shirts, however. He’s done a good job, to be fair, but it would be nice to see him smile for any reason other than because he’s breaking wind.

But it’s time to discuss the real reason why we must beat Tottenham Hotspur. We must beat them because the rest of the Premiership wants us to. They are despised far beyond the confines of nearby Highbury. But not because they are a nasty team, though – far from it. It’s the fans.

Nobody likes them because, in the true style of Cockernee wideboys, they have an over inflated opinion of themselves and can’t help but voice it at every available opportunity.

It pains them to accept that Sol Campbell joined Arsenal because they are by far a bigger club (who they even imitated by wearing a red shirt during the early years of the club). It hurts when they look into the trophy cabinet and see it’s plentiful yet rusty contents. They hate the fact that when the Premier League started they were part of the “big 6” yet are now simply part of “the other sixteen”.

Now that may not sound too different to ourselves, for sure, but the thing is that we have acknowledged this turn around in fortunes and are battling hard to get back into contention. Starting with three points tomorrow to push us closer to Europe. Meanwhile the Spurts still swan around as if anyone outside Seven Sisters still cares that they exist.

And that’s the reason why we must beat them tomorrow. Because they aren’t swans at all. As the badge clearly shows, they’re nothing more than cocks.

Anyway - please limit any comments relating to this.  Don't want us taking this topic in a wayward direction.

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If Buendia and Bailey miss the game and with Traore unfit I want both Ings and Watkins to play. If Watkins not injured of course.

Formation? Going all FM and play a narrow 4-3-3 with Cash and Targett providing the width.

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10 hours ago, sne said:

Mike Dean eh? Swell!

Might as well prepare for an absolute shower of shit and him making himself the center of attention. Is he never going to retire?

Read an amazing stat last week. Mike Dean has given over 7% of red cards in Premier League history, going back 1992. Unbelievable.

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1 hour ago, Gompedyret said:

If Watkins plays I really hope he gets a hat trick just to set the tone for the season. Then afterwards we can have headlines like "Watford walloped by Watkins!".

I've gone Ings instead of Watkins in FPL so prefer Ings hat trick

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