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1) Best technical midfielder gone.

2) Manager gone.

3) Assistant manager who has a similar win percentage rate to Eric Black promoted to manager.

4) Best striker gone.

5) Club captain and first choice central defender gone.

How to relegate a club in 5 steps :D :lol:

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31 minutes ago, Rob182 said:

1) Best technical midfielder gone.

2) Manager gone.

3) Assistant manager who has a similar win percentage rate to Eric Black promoted to manager.

4) Best striker gone.

5) Club captain and first choice central defender gone.

How to relegate a club in 5 steps :D :lol:

6) sign Gary Gardner on permanent contract 

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4 hours ago, dudevillaisnice said:

Michael Morrison (their captain) has left the club. Couldn’t agree terms for a new contract. They are in deep trouble. 

A club in trouble here.

He is/was there best centre back 

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Knowing these shits they'll probably finish like 106h or something. 

They sold Adams for 15 mil? And than stadium so that gives them a good 15.5 mil to spend. They'll get some arsehole championship cloggers in who'll just about carry them to the top 20. Wouldn't be surprised to see them try and tap up some of the players we've released. 

 

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Blues will be fine. They can get another Championship striker and they never needed Jota at that level and he can be replaced with a cheaper replacement.

Southampton on the other hand, not sure Che Adams is gonna make the step up tbh. He scored a LOT of his goals from defensive mistakes. I assume they happen a lot less at Premier League level.

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Their CEO wants them to play like Barcelona, which apparently is one of the reasons he fell out with Monk. Supposedly they're going for a bunch of Spanish players to help this vision become a reality. Seems far fetched, but to be fair Huddersfield signed a bunch of unknown players and it worked for them, and then Norwich went and did something similar.

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5 hours ago, Rob182 said:

1) Best technical midfielder gone.

2) Manager gone.

3) Assistant manager who has a similar win percentage rate to Eric Black promoted to manager.

4) Best striker gone.

5) Club captain and first choice central defender gone.

How to relegate a club in 5 steps :D :lol:

Also, remind me who the new player coach is again :crylaugh:Comedy Gold! 

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1 hour ago, av1 said:

Imagine the sha forums are in meltdown 😂

They're already texting Radio WM asking for a crisis phone-in special

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21 minutes ago, useless said:

Their CEO wants them to play like Barcelona, which apparently is one of the reasons he fell out with Monk. Supposedly they're going for a bunch of Spanish players to help this vision become a reality. Seems far fetched, but to be fair Huddersfield signed a bunch of unknown players and it worked for them, and then Norwich went and did something similar.

Both teams also had a manager 

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Rather than getting £14m in the coffers I'd have preferred them to keep him on an improved £80kpw contract only for Joe Lolley to snap both his legs in the first game of the season.

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