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Birmingham City or Norwich City.

Which is the bigger club?

I'm sensing here that you think SHA are bigger just because Birmingham is bigger than Norwich.

Obviously Norwich are the bigger club.

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Tbf I would say they are similar.

Norwich fans actually attend matches at their stadium unlike Small Heathens.

Funny though how a couple of years ago Blues were 9th in the Prem while Norwich were in League One.

Now Norwich have come and swooped for the Blues manager.

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No decent manager like Curbishley etc would take over at the Sty while the financial situation stays as it is. That's the reason why Hughton is on his bike after all. They'll employ some no mark manager who is desperate for a job. Even then it would be at a push.

Small Heath are f#cked, make no mistake. :-)

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I thought this was a spoof at first...

The Problem with this Norwich Malarky

Hughton hasn't gone anywhere yet. It's best to delay the mass outpouring of anger and bewilderment until you see the gruesome news sliding across the Sky Sports News ticker.

But tonight there is a frenzy of online hysteria relating to speculation that our Chris might have abandoned ship - and it's mainly come about due to the riddle-like tweets of local journalists - who usually get these things right.

The other caveat is that by screaming obscenities and turning on Hughton you might, indirectly, force him into exiting the club. Like when those crazed husbands push their lovers into affairs because of 'trust issues'. Don't whip up a hateful campaign before the guy's even come to a decision.

But let's ignore all of the above and work on the basis Hughton is going to go to Norwich...

Why? Why would you go to Norwich?

Norwich are a small town club in the middle of nowhere, owned by a relatively poor TV chef. There is a definite ceiling to their ambitions. What could they realistically achieve? Mid-table in the Premiership? A lengthy league cup run?

That's about it.

Compare and contrast with Birmingham. A team that plays in the nation's 2nd biggest city. A city with 2 million people in and around it, a huge customer market; fantastic infrastructure; limitless facilities and business opportunities; unrivalled transport links and on the verge of high speed rail to London boosting the local economy - Norwich doesn't even have a motorway.

As a result of this beneficial location, Birmingham will always be attractive for serious investors around the globe. Like pre-Sheikh Manchester City, Blues are one billionaire owner away from posing some serious questions in football.

Norwich as a base just doesn't have that pull...

It's no insult, it's just true. Big city clubs are more attractive for wealthy owners.

Ok then, maybe Hughton would forgo potential because Norwich are in a better position at the moment.

Are they?

They're a newly promoted club who survived in their first season but their best player has just handed in a transfer request; they're about to embark on the dreaded 'second season' and they lack the financial clout to make certain another survival. They'll be amongst the bookies' favourites for relegation next year.

Let's be frank. They aren't Manchester United. It's not an obvious career progression.

And Blues? Though we momentarily can't buy players, there's a strong argument that we could get promoted with the squad we currently have anyway [given we came so close last season despite playing 5 times a week].

Blues could quite feasibly leapfrog Norwich in 12 months.

Maybe then Norwich are offering Hughton more money.

If that's the case then Hughton will have gone down in most people's eyes. Fans expect Hughton to be loyal because he comes across as a moral man with principles. He used to write for the Socialist Worker apparently, and has time and time again talked about Birmingham being a working class club with proper supporters.

He's hardly a Simon Jordan-esque callous yuppie, moving from club to club cackling and rubbing money on his chest. He comes across as a man with integrity.

Surely repaying the fans' love and adulation from last season; showing some loyalty; overseeing your own tightly-knit side fighting to promotion is a greater source of pride for Hughton than taking the fast buck with the East Anglians and watching them lose every week before a limpless relegation?

Go and ask Roger Johnson or Scott Dann if a short-sighted, quick-fire move to the Premiership is worth shitting on your legacy.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side Chris. You'd do well to remember that.

:crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:

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:crylaugh: that's fantastic.

Norwich - ran reasonably well and in the Premiership. Blues - financially **** and in the Championship and he see no reason why he would go there? Yeah, you let Chris know about those transport links again mate, I'm sure he'll think twice. :shock:

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They really do have some thick clearings in the woods supporting them. Refusing 5 star holiday because it is in Hong Kong & less said about the spelling & grammar the better.

been a bluenose since i went to my first game at age 4 wich i will be for ever grateful to my dad for that wonderful day 46 years ago. i now live in perth western australia great place to live but god how i miss the blues.

any way on june 1st i came home from work had my usual couple of beers had a shower came down stairs ready to relax for the night thats when my aussie wife com es to me and says she wants to present me with an early birthday present,

sit down she says [birthday is september] hands me an envelope so i open it up what do you think it was 10 f_ _ _ _ _ g days in a 5 star hotel in hong kong i could not believe my eyes she looked at me and said well how good is that i was speechless.

ok so now you are all thinking i was happy with this WRONG as selfish as it may seem i told her she can take the tickets back and get a refund as i would not step foot into that country after what has happend to my club i will not put one penny into hong kong iwould not want any of my money to end up in any bodys pocket that have anything what so ever to do with that company of vampiers that have completely sucked the blood out of my beloved blues, she looks at me with disbelief and satcome on its only a football club so i lifted up my shirt and said see this tattoo on the left side of my chest(the blues emblem ) that is there over my heart for a reason, any way of she walks usual slaming and banging i go back up stairs put on my blues shirt then watch replay of carling cup final. two days later she talks to me for the first time and tells me she has all the money back for the hotel but lost some on the air tickets which was ok they are aussie air line,she then says is there any thing else a selfish b_ _ _ _ _d would like for his birthday oh yes please tickets to a blues game ha ha i say. well now lads and gals i am just about to go out and get a new tattoo right next to my heart of my wifes face two hours ago she made me the happiest little bluenose in the world, she presented me with tickets for both of us flying emerites landing in birmingham 6th aug untill mid may so that i can go and see every home and away game for the entire season and i will be taking a very special lady along to all games i am so happy i just needed to share it with you all.

just one more thing to all my fellow bluenoses ignore what is going on get down to as many games as financialy possible and do the one thing that we all signed up for when we first started supporting this great club support the lads wearing the blue and white.

BLOODBLUEANDWHITE KRO

:puke:

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lets have a look at Norwich, 2 league cup wins, same as blose, 3rd place finish in the premier league, far better than anything sha have done, have fans that actually attend games,

hmmm yes Norwich, the small heath retard is almost right they are nowhere near blose's level, they are far better than that.

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They really do have some thick clearings in the woods supporting them. Refusing 5 star holiday because it is in Hong Kong & less said about the spelling & grammar the better.

been a bluenose since i went to my first game at age 4 wich i will be for ever grateful to my dad for that wonderful day 46 years ago. i now live in perth western australia great place to live but god how i miss the blues.

any way on june 1st i came home from work had my usual couple of beers had a shower came down stairs ready to relax for the night thats when my aussie wife com es to me and says she wants to present me with an early birthday present,

sit down she says [birthday is september] hands me an envelope so i open it up what do you think it was 10 f_ _ _ _ _ g days in a 5 star hotel in hong kong i could not believe my eyes she looked at me and said well how good is that i was speechless.

ok so now you are all thinking i was happy with this WRONG as selfish as it may seem i told her she can take the tickets back and get a refund as i would not step foot into that country after what has happend to my club i will not put one penny into hong kong iwould not want any of my money to end up in any bodys pocket that have anything what so ever to do with that company of vampiers that have completely sucked the blood out of my beloved blues, she looks at me with disbelief and satcome on its only a football club so i lifted up my shirt and said see this tattoo on the left side of my chest(the blues emblem ) that is there over my heart for a reason, any way of she walks usual slaming and banging i go back up stairs put on my blues shirt then watch replay of carling cup final. two days later she talks to me for the first time and tells me she has all the money back for the hotel but lost some on the air tickets which was ok they are aussie air line,she then says is there any thing else a selfish b_ _ _ _ _d would like for his birthday oh yes please tickets to a blues game ha ha i say. well now lads and gals i am just about to go out and get a new tattoo right next to my heart of my wifes face two hours ago she made me the happiest little bluenose in the world, she presented me with tickets for both of us flying emerites landing in birmingham 6th aug untill mid may so that i can go and see every home and away game for the entire season and i will be taking a very special lady along to all games i am so happy i just needed to share it with you all.

just one more thing to all my fellow bluenoses ignore what is going on get down to as many games as financialy possible and do the one thing that we all signed up for when we first started supporting this great club support the lads wearing the blue and white.

BLOODBLUEANDWHITE KRO

:puke:

That. Is. Fantastic.

I'm literally pissing myself laughing here...

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He really is a proper catch this inbred

i have i told her she can come to games with me:lager:

I like this

no need for the abuse is their i am far from an idiot
:shock:

Even the other inbreds think he is thick

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