rjw63 Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 Heard an thick-as-pigshit knuckledragger on Radio WM tonight. He was laughing because we have no manager, oh the hilarity. He then signed off with this gem: "We got 3 things duh Villa aint got......an anfem, duh name of duh citeee an' a manager" You couldn't make it up. Every last one of them is a deranged unwashed cuuuuunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jas Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Heard an thick-as-pigshit knuckledragger on Radio WM tonight. He was laughing because we have no manager, oh the hilarity. He then signed off with this gem: "We got 3 things duh Villa aint got......an anfem, duh name of duh citeee an' a manager" You couldn't make it up. Every last one of them is a deranged unwashed cuuuuunt I heard this as well. Couldn't stop laughing. Absolute goon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 How did you hear that in Manchester? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Still can't get over those photographs with Carr lifting some washing up liquid container. The delight on his face always gives me a giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Mauro Camoranesi's representative has criticised a fellow agent following the collapse of the midfielder's move to Birmingham City. Juventus veteran Camoranesi had held talks with Birmingham regarding a transfer to the Premier League, but an agreement could not be reached. Blues boss Alex McLeish has revealed that he pulled out of a deal for the 33-year-old after having a rethink during the protracted negotiations. However, the World Cup winner's representative Sergio Fortunato is unhappy with Vlado Borozan, who was acting for Birmingham in Italy, after the Fifa agent claimed he is unable to disclose the reasons for the deal not going through. Turned the cards "I don't understand the words of this man (Borozan). If he knows the reasons for the break in negotiations and can't say, it's better for him to shut up," Fortunato told Sky Italia. "There is only one truth: first they told us that Camoranesi would earn so much, then when we went to Birmingham that figure became half. "If I organise a meeting in Turin and they tell me a figure, then I meet with Juve and come to an agreement with them, then I go to England and they tell me another number then the deal is blown. "It's not like we went to Birmingham with Camoranesi for a walk. You can see that this guy is not accustomed to dealing with important players. Things changed there. "He should take responsibility for what he said because I know what they wrote to me, I still have the piece of paper with what this Borozan, I don't even know his name, offered. When I went there everything had changed. That's not right. "The truth is this. If he came here and told us what they could really give to Camoranesi, we would have considered it. Instead he turned the cards on the table. So he should not come out and say these things." Fortunato admits that Camoranesi, who has been with Juventus since 2002, could now stay with the Serie A giants. "How are we going to resolve it all? I don't know," he added. "It's not in our hands anymore. "We have done everything we could. We went to Birmingham and everything seemed settled, Camo talked with the coach, then this happened. "If it doesn't happen with Birmingham, it's not a problem, we'll find another solution. Everyone knows Camoranesi in the world. "Will he stay at Juve? I'm not ruling that out, I'm not ruling out anything, how can I rule out something?" "It's not like we went to Birmingham with Camoranesi for a walk" is a particular highlight IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 what a small time approach to treat a World Cup winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 13, 2010 Author Share Posted August 13, 2010 Hope Sunderland destroy these dicks tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Lions_Roar Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Jammy rocket polishers! WTF is going on with Ridgewells hair? You really couldnt make it up with them lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddybloke Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Is it me or is every goal they score a goal mouth scrap that bobbles in off someones shin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Lions_Roar Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Is it me or is every goal they score a goal mouth scrap that bobbles in off someones shin? Its not just you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Stupid Clattermole. They are shit, resolute and organised but still shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Apparently it was just Bruce screwing up. Malbranque was running the game then randomly taken off. Good old Bruce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 I had my mate a treat the other night, explaining that on pro evo you have man red man blue and villa are west midlands village He excitedly chirped up 'what are blues' 'Shit' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted August 16, 2010 Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm surprised nobody has mention this chap Yep our friend Stephen Carr who chipped in with an OG and giving away a penalty. Nice work fucktard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 One of the most awful players you will see. Released from Newcastle says it all, but good enough for SHA. He looked absolutely delighted when they won that pre-season trophy. The height of the fags career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted August 16, 2010 Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2010 Not only was he not good enough for Newcastle but he retired before Small Heath tempted him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 retired from Ireland twice as well when he wasnt even good enough for team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avfcgoodie Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 So all this money Blues were meant to have yet they've resorted to loaning Blackburn reject Matt Derbyshire.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 Heard another cro-magnon on the radio tonight, wanting to know if small heath versus Rochdale was going to be live on WM "Err, no we are covering Villa's Europa League tie, but we will have reports from The Sty" "oooh grate, brill, majic, grunt, dribble" Another retard not going to the match then :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 What about this £30-40m they were going to spend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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