It's Your Round Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 That look your blouser brother/uncle gives you when he wants to give you some more ‘special time’ tonight. Proper eye contact #truebluefamilylove 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mottaloo Posted June 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2021 46 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Look at it, filled to the rafters. I heard there were quarter of a million there. And they all got back in time for the night shift at JLR.....after having a few drinks first. In town. Mate. 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HanoiVillan Posted June 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, mottaloo said: And they all got back in time for the night shift at JLR.....after having a few drinks first. In town. Mate. Tell me more about this 'town' you speak of, I've never been to it mate. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mottaloo Posted June 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2021 41 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: Tell me more about this 'town' you speak of, I've never been to it mate. its a magical and mystical place but only for the chosen few.......for those who follow the team that bears the city's name and do it so much justice worldwide especially during the glorious european nights of the Aggro Italian campaign - a campaign spoken of by elder noses with a catch in their voices and tears welling up as they recount to the young uns clad in fake stone island and burberry plumage, as they all gather round in the temple known as St Martins Tavern to listen.....a place where a nose can sink pint after pint of wife beater whilst telling tales of fiddling with their sisters in celebration of a 0-0 home victory against another 3rd division italian bunch of downbeats......then........then the away leg where they film themselves teaching the locals to sing "sh1t on da villa !" before chanting their anthem "Terry Cooper's blue n shite army !!" on their way to the game. Now that is glory ! We shire living folk can only cast envious glances at their drinking in town......owning town.....smashing up town......gooin' to Stans & then returning to revel in their twelve toed and privileged existence and then smash up town even more. Or something like that 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 9 hours ago, mottaloo said: its a magical and mystical place but only for the chosen few.......for those who follow the team that bears the city's name and do it so much justice worldwide especially during the glorious european nights of the Aggro Italian campaign - a campaign spoken of by elder noses with a catch in their voices and tears welling up as they recount to the young uns clad in fake stone island and burberry plumage, as they all gather round in the temple known as St Martins Tavern to listen.....a place where a nose can sink pint after pint of wife beater whilst telling tales of fiddling with their sisters in celebration of a 0-0 home victory against another 3rd division italian bunch of downbeats......then........then the away leg where they film themselves teaching the locals to sing "sh1t on da villa !" before chanting their anthem "Terry Cooper's blue n shite army !!" on their way to the game. Now that is glory ! We shire living folk can only cast envious glances at their drinking in town......owning town.....smashing up town......gooin' to Stans & then returning to revel in their twelve toed and privileged existence and then smash up town even more. Or something like that And don't forget the other tales from days of yore, such as "The day we took Weston Super Mare" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 10, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, turnbull said: And don't forget the other tales from days of yore, such as "The day we took Weston Super Mare" And cut and slashed the donkeys in Blackpool 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 These are being boring at the moment, been a while since they've done anything particularly crazy or embarrassing - by their standards anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 18 hours ago, TheStagMan said: "The buyer is a real estate investor named Ms Kang Ming-Ming" So Ming-Ming Multiple uses of the word Ming in the surname So Mings. Must kill them that the stadium has been bought by someone with the same name as a Villa player. Lets hope that Ms Ming-Ming intends to offer the location as a new landfill site to Birmingham council. Could only improve the place. And lets not forget that Dragon Villa are one of their largest owners 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) 24 minutes ago, useless said: These are being boring at the moment, been a while since they've done anything particularly crazy or embarrassing - by their standards anyway. Give it a season, Bowyer will be sacked for leading them to 7th and not getting promotion, and replaced with Gianluci Vialli or Tino Asprilla. Edited June 10, 2021 by rodders0223 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 15 hours ago, It's Your Round said: That look your blouser brother/uncle gives you when he wants to give you some more ‘special time’ tonight. Proper eye contact #truebluefamilylove Top sponsor If Mark One were around now they'd make Primark look like Armani. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 17 hours ago, mottaloo said: And they all got back in time for the night shift at JLR.....after having a few drinks first. In town. Mate. Why do they all talk and sound the same 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted June 10, 2021 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Pissflaps said: Why do they all talk and sound the same Inbreeding. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 38 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Inbreeding. Simple, to the point, accurate. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 23 hours ago, Follyfoot said: The “double” year 110 thousand blues there that day mate, another 60,000 locked out. Proppa support in smoke mate, Taity legend mate Took 250k there that day mate. Pubs in brum were empty as no vilers allowed. Proper fans Tom. Break yer 'eart Tom. SOTV KRO mate. Mate. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Not only did they win the rusty old van trophy, they jammied the Golden Window Wiper too. Again before at least half a million screaming fans inside Wembley and another 200k sitting on the roof. Mate. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Villa had a poor year blues win the cups. Blues fan at school was singing “uh oh, who’s in trouble, Villa going down and Blues have done the double” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SuperTed Posted June 10, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Genie said: Villa had a poor year blues win the cups. Blues fan at school was singing “uh oh, who’s in trouble, Villa going down and Blues have done the double” I imagine he’s gone on to have a rich and fulfilling life 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted June 10, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2021 1 minute ago, SuperTed said: I imagine he’s gone on to have a rich and fulfilling life Least he can have a pint in town. 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Genie said: Villa had a poor year blues win the cups. Blues fan at school was singing “uh oh, who’s in trouble, Villa going down and Blues have done the double” I imagine he’s gone on to have a rich and fulfilling life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 1 minute ago, SuperTed said: I imagine he’s gone on to have a rich and fulfilling life You can say that again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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